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  • Yeah I saw one the other day: "God is the CEO of the Universe"

    Yeah, it really said that Not king. Not emperor. CEO.
  • Well, up until one of his two dads watched him die over hours and hours of torture, and didn't lift a finger to help him, despite the fact that he has total control over everything.

    But other than that, the family turned out JUST FINE.  Well, up to that point.
  • No he didn't. He was executed for sedition.

    That's farking terrible.


    /sign is still awesome
    //Canadian fundies are cool people
    ///they're still fundies tho
  • Really ? I thought he was the child of a rapist and a whore...
  • why does having two dads automatically have to mean they're gay?
  • Take it easy everybody, stop trying to read your own personal agenda into this.  The sign is in reference to Jesus, the Mexican groundskeeper that the church uses to look after the lawn.  His mom and biological father divorced when he was 7, and his mother eventually remarried when he was 11.  His stepfather took him under his wings and treated Jesus as though he was his own son.
  • Ishkur:
    //Canadian fundies are cool people
    ///they're still fundies tho


    Anglicans aren't fundamentalists.
  • HindiDiscoMonster: anyone know the Pastor's Fark handle?


    Yeah, it's Barjockey and he's a cock.
  • Nadie_AZ: Yeah I saw one the other day: "God is the CEO of the Universe"

    Yeah, it really said that Not king. Not emperor. CEO.


    Wouldn't that make Jesus the COO and the Holy Spirit the CTO?
  • Ishkur: No he didn't. He was executed for sedition.

    That's farking terrible.


    /sign is still awesome
    //Canadian fundies are cool people
    ///they're still fundies tho


    What is your definition of "fundie"?
  • Except that he didn't have two dads; he had one mother and one father and one voice in his head/guy who 'gave him advice'.

    The whole comparison is utterly stupid because it is simply _not the same_ as gay marriage. Two guys raising a kid is not like one guy and one disembodied voice raising a child.

    This of course all based on the assumption that any of this actually happened.
  • W

    Fank: Except that he didn't have two dads; he had one mother and one father and one voice in his head/guy who 'gave him advice'.

    The whole comparison is utterly stupid because it is simply _not the same_ as gay marriage. Two guys raising a kid is not like one guy and one disembodied voice raising a child.

    This of course all based on the assumption that any of this actually happened.


    That, and still people make the arguement that there's no attack on Christian morals -- what the hell do you call this, then? There's a rot starting from the inside of these Anglican churches...though I barely consider Anglicans Christian, anyway.
  • God the Father and Joseph equals gay marriage?  Theology FAIL.

    What a shock that it's an Anglican church. "What's our doctrinal position on this issue? Hang on, I'll check the public opinion polls and let you know."
  • epoch_destroi: WFank: Except that he didn't have two dads; he had one mother and one father and one voice in his head/guy who 'gave him advice'.

    The whole comparison is utterly stupid because it is simply _not the same_ as gay marriage. Two guys raising a kid is not like one guy and one disembodied voice raising a child.

    This of course all based on the assumption that any of this actually happened.

    That, and still people make the arguement that there's no attack on Christian morals -- what the hell do you call this, then? There's a rot starting from the inside of these Anglican churches...though I barely consider Anglicans Christian, anyway.


    That's ok.  I don't consider narrow minded reactionary assholes like you to be fit human beings.  So we're even.
  • stonelotus: why does having two dads automatically have to mean they're gay?


    ^this^

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_ Men_and_a_Little_Lady
  • Son of Thunder: God the Father and Joseph equals gay marriage?  Theology FAIL.

    What a shock that it's an Anglican church. "What's our doctrinal position on this issue? Hang on, I'll check the public opinion polls and let you know."


    Being an Angelican church is what made it -make- sense, ne. We're a church built on a Guy wanting to bone more wives
  • Csb: saw that sign last night after leaving my girlfriends place.
    That church has always been thought provoking without bible thumping in their messages, but never anything so liberal.
  • I made the following comment on a Facebook comment thread about Tebow/ where's your messiah now,
    "It was God's plan, just like Sandy Hook".

    People slammed me for it. At least I capitalized God. I tried to be respectful.
  • epoch_destroi: That, and still people make the arguement that there's no attack on Christian morals -- what the hell do you call this, then?


    I won't deny there's an attack.  A counterattack, but an attack.

    Son of Thunder: God the Father and Joseph equals gay marriage?


    Where the hell do you get that?

    Son of Thunder: Theology FAIL.


    Interpretation FAIL.
  • epoch_destroi: WFank: Except that he didn't have two dads; he had one mother and one father and one voice in his head/guy who 'gave him advice'.

    The whole comparison is utterly stupid because it is simply _not the same_ as gay marriage. Two guys raising a kid is not like one guy and one disembodied voice raising a child.

    This of course all based on the assumption that any of this actually happened.

    That, and still people make the arguement that there's no attack on Christian morals -- what the hell do you call this, then? There's a rot starting from the inside of these Anglican churches...though I barely consider Anglicans Christian, anyway.


    Asshole "Christians" like you are more of an attack on Christian morals than real Christians who try to follow Jesus' message of unconditional love, acceptance, inclusion, humility, repentance, forgiveness, and redemption.

    /not Christian
    //atheist, Discordian for the lulz
    ///I have appointed you as a Discordian pope.
    ////and now you are excommunicated
    //HAIL ERIS!
  • epoch_destroi: WFank: Except that he didn't have two dads; he had one mother and one father and one voice in his head/guy who 'gave him advice'.

    The whole comparison is utterly stupid because it is simply _not the same_ as gay marriage. Two guys raising a kid is not like one guy and one disembodied voice raising a child.

    This of course all based on the assumption that any of this actually happened.

    That, and still people make the arguement that there's no attack on Christian morals -- what the hell do you call this, then? There's a rot starting from the inside of these Anglican churches...though I barely consider Anglicans Christian, anyway.


    fark you christian morals, fark them all right up your ass. Nice True Scotsman, by the way.
  • Pretty sure getting knocked up and then convincing your extremely gullible neighbors that it was the work of God rather than your boyfriend doesn't mean you get to count God as one of your kid's fathers.
  • ten foiled hats: Son of Thunder: God the Father and Joseph equals gay marriage?

    Where the hell do you get that?

    Son of Thunder: Theology FAIL.

    Interpretation FAIL.


    Really.  So "Jesus had two dads" is in no way a reference to the gay marriage argument?  Good thinking, I'm sure it was really a plea for Obama to stay out of Syria, and nothing at all about gay marriage.
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