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FloydA: He said he left the medicine bag on a foosball table and went to bed. When he woke up he found the money was missing and Black was still awake.Mr Gulley confronted his girlfriend who allegedly vomited up a bag of slightly dissolved pills and confessed to wrapping up the cash and sticking it in her rectum.This woman has got to be the dumbest criminal in Tennessee. Why didn't she just grab the cash and leave while he was asleep?
TinyFist: I there were a book written about this I would SO read it. There are so many details I dying to know. The more I think about what kind of events had to have led up to a woman trying to remove 5 grand from her a** with a toilet brush, the more fascinated I am. Imagine what transpired during the trip to the ER! Why was she vomiting up a bag of pills? At what point did they give up on the tongs?So many questions!!!
Fluid: Behold, the first person woman capable of actually pulling money out of her ass!ftfy
insertsnarkyusername: Why choose to put in her rectum over her vagina if she absolutely had to put it inside her? The vagina at least isn't all that deep.