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tetsoushima: As long as she leaves my coke alone, we'll be just fine.
Astorix: She was pretty stewed.
elffster: Jokes on her, she will be hungry again an hour later..
dshriner: I worked in China a few years ago and was told by an American who lived there off and on for 20 years to be careful of Chinese women over age 30.He compared them to a pet raccoon."When they're young they're cute and cuddly but when they get older they will chew your arm off."Or boil you, apparently.
Enemabag Jones: At least she had a plan and followed through with it.\How large of a pressure cooker can one buy for household use?\\Hello NSA.
SirEattonHogg: My wife is Asian and if she went crazy and made me into a dish, it'd probably be soup. She's crazy about making soups. I'd be soup stock for sure.
MaliFinn: Abusive spouse gets what they deserve. +1
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