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  • Needless to say, I don't feel too "pure" when I've woken every morning for a fortnight to the crystalline thought of assholes.

    The life of a proctologist, I imagine.
  • If everyone was naked, like a nude beach, would she imagine them in clothes?
  • These are things you're not even supposed to think about, let alone talk about.

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    give up guacamole for ever

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    watched his face melt into a chubby

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    At which point the article transcended Rule 34 and became a flat-out challenge of Rule 35, and I'm still laughing.
  • CDO.  It's alphabetical.
  • You mentally undress your friends, Tony Blair, the lollipop lady.

    That is lazy writing.

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  • gadzooks, she's hot!  that's something like 3 out of the last 20 of the 'smoking hot' headline meme that actually paid off.  well, i guess it didnt actually say smoking, but whatever.

    /im picturing her picturing me naked
    //poor girl
  • Twilight Farkle: These are things you're not even supposed to think about, let alone talk about.



    give up guacamole for ever



    watched his face melt into a chubby



    At which point the article transcended Rule 34 and became a flat-out challenge of Rule 35, and I'm still laughing.


    Bronies do NOT get to call out rule 34 violators!
  • chitownmike: Twilight Farkle: These are things you're not even supposed to think about, let alone talk about.

    give up guacamole for ever

    watched his face melt into a chubby

    At which point the article transcended Rule 34 and became a flat-out challenge of Rule 35, and I'm still laughing.

    Bronies do NOT get to call out rule 34 violators!


    Neither do bronyhaters who immediately and Freudianly (new word?) equate Bronies with sexual deviants.
  • Wow, her eyes... are so much older than the rest of her; they really reflect the years of absolute hell she's endured, as well as the bit of peace she's finally found.

    Good find, Subby. Really interesting.
  • You down with OCD? Yea you know me!
  • FTA : she's imagining you naked and yet can keep her lunch down

    Sweet!  No gag reflex.
  • I have an ex that was diagnosed with this.... so she they claimed.  She was good in the sack, until she came at me with a steak knife one night. Well, okay, that was good, too, but I'm not perfect myself.
  • MadCat221: chitownmike: Twilight Farkle: These are things you're not even supposed to think about, let alone talk about.

    give up guacamole for ever

    watched his face melt into a chubby

    At which point the article transcended Rule 34 and became a flat-out challenge of Rule 35, and I'm still laughing.

    Bronies do NOT get to call out rule 34 violators!

    Neither do bronyhaters who immediately and Freudianly (new word?) equate Bronies with sexual deviants.


    Hey, let's make this thread about a horse cartoon.  Never seen _that_ happen before...
  • I was really hoping that this would evolve into an interesting thread, not a bronie-fest.

    Have had this issue all my life (sans the naked part) and thought that the super extended crazy obsession spikes were something that everyone had too. The article was an eye opener.
  • chitownmike: Twilight Farkle:
    At which point the article transcended Rule 34 and became a flat-out challenge of Rule 35, and I'm still laughing.

    Bronies do NOT get to call out rule 34 violators!


    Ah, but who better? I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... but all those moments will be lost in time, like tears of laughter in the rain. It takes a lot to surprise those of us who've spent some time in the sillier corners of the internet and who've stumbled upon some weird things, and yet this article managed to do so with every paragraph.

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    Hence the horrifying realiziation that it didn't violate rule 34, it transcended it, bringing rule 35 into play: if porn of it does not exist, someone, somewhere is going to make porn of it. In a less generous universe, the obsessive would have stumbled into the chans, and either realized she was only one or two standard deviations past normalcy, or desensitized herself to the point that further therapy was unnecessary, and we would never have heard a word of it. Instead, we got this article, for which every time I wanted to post "STOPPED READING THERE" there was a reward for scrolling down one more time. Even if it's pure fiction, the author was brilliant with the use of surreal imagery.
  • "You mentally undress your friends, Tony Blair, the lollipop lady. Your thoughts are X-rated. You wonder if you're a paedophile - or just losing your mind. A sufferer describes the nightmare - and dark comedy - of  living with pure OCD being a man "

    Fixed for accuracy.
    Well, minus the Tony Blair part.

    /not that there's anything wrong with that.
  • I met Jake Gyllenhallon a music video shoot and watched his face melt into a chubby vagina in my vision.

    Wait, that's not normal?
  • lewismarktwo: MadCat221: chitownmike: Twilight Farkle: These are things you're not even supposed to think about, let alone talk about.

    give up guacamole for ever

    watched his face melt into a chubby

    At which point the article transcended Rule 34 and became a flat-out challenge of Rule 35, and I'm still laughing.

    Bronies do NOT get to call out rule 34 violators!

    Neither do bronyhaters who immediately and Freudianly (new word?) equate Bronies with sexual deviants.

    Hey, let's make this thread about a horse cartoon.  Never seen _that_ happen before...


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  • You mentally undress your friends, Tony Blair, the lollipop lady. Your thoughts are X-rated.

    so she knows what it is to be a guy, trading julia gillard for tony blair, unless that's what your into
  • Goddamn, that sounds like it sucks. Once or twice I've had something similar; an abhorrent reoccurring thought I can't seem to dismiss, but never for more than a few hours. The idea of having it permanently... Eurgh.
  • • Rose Bretécher is a pseudonym.

    But these pics are TOTALLY me. Pinky swear.
  • For anyone trying to picture what it's like to live with it just imagine this:

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    /buzzkill
    //let's get back to the ponies
  • eyemarten: I was really hoping that this would evolve into an interesting thread, not a bronie-fest.


    They really think they are being cute and interesting. I believe that is the saddest part.
  • She must be a hell of a public speaker.
  • I have this, along with a bit of the classic OCD behaviours.

    It really does feel like someone's jamming spikes into your head. From the inside.

    At one point I was seriously considering having myself sterilised because of the pedo fears. It wasn't until I was in my late 20s that a therapist managed to outwit that obsession. From there it started to feel like maybe just maybe I wasn't doomed to become my abuser.

    The night I really knew and was able to let go of of that fear for good was when my neighbours started having a drunken brawl in our shared front yard and left their little guy, 3-4 years old tops, sobbing on the landing. And I felt something sort of take charge in my head, some kind of instinct that was stronger than the fear. I talked to him and carried him down the stairs to his mom after the police had taken his dad away. I gave him a stuffed dragon to play with and when his mom tried to give it back I snuck it back onto their doorstep so he could keep it.

    I realised that night that a monster would not do something like that. That a vulnerable child was right there in front of me unsupervised and all I wanted to do was dry his little tears.
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