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Baby survives seven-storey fall from balcony, and in possibly related news, empty space pod discovered on Kansas farm

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2013-09-06 09:46:55 AM

The boy's uncle identified him Wednesday as Mohamed Adbullah. Hasan Khan, who lives down the hall from the family, said he often saw him and his twin brother running and playing in the hallway.

In that case, perhaps the child was pushed.

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Donnchadha

2013-09-06 09:55:59 AM

They don't call them "bouncing baby boys" for nothing

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FarkedOver

2013-09-06 11:15:40 AM

I guess there will be no tears in heaven.

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Amish Tech Support

2013-09-06 11:19:04 AM

Children need to learn about gravity at an early age. Preferably right after dynamite lessons.

\ I miss you dad!

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namegoeshere

2013-09-06 11:20:28 AM

So I wondered if I've been spelling "story" incorrectly all these years, but it turns out Fark is just inundated with furriners.

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namegoeshere

2013-09-06 11:21:31 AM

Amish Tech Support: Children need to learn about gravity at an early age. Preferably right after dynamite lessons.

\ I miss you dad!

Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

/funnier if you're old enough to remember the original.

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shintochick

2013-09-06 11:21:34 AM

FarkedOver: I guess there will be no tears in heaven.

I am such a bad person for laughing at that.

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Louisiana_Sitar_Club

2013-09-06 11:21:48 AM

Muhammad Rizwan, a friend of the family who lives in the apartment across from them at 43 Thorncliffe Dr., said the whole building was shaken by Wednesday evening's accident.

If you want to say that the kid's too fat just man up and say he's too fat.

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megarian

2013-09-06 11:22:34 AM

FarkedOver: I guess there will be no tears in heaven.

Heeeeeeheheheheeee

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uncleacid

2013-09-06 11:23:05 AM

The entire building was shaken. Must have been a fat kid.

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IdBeCrazyIf

2013-09-06 11:25:55 AM

FarkedOver: I guess there will be no tears in heaven.

So would you like 1st class or the economy package on this flight to hell?

/laughing so hard now

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uncleacid

2013-09-06 11:26:20 AM

Refresh should also be my friend.

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vudukungfu

2013-09-06 11:32:18 AM

Barrel of shaving cream not available for comment.

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Tricky Chicken

2013-09-06 11:32:26 AM

A few years back there was a story about a kid that fell several stories and lanced on some soggy lawn flat on his back and the turf perfectly cushioned his fall. The article included a picture of the ground with a comical cartoonish kid shaped impression in the ground.

I really wish I still had that pic.

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Sin_City_Superhero

2013-09-06 11:32:33 AM

He survived because he landed on the extra "e".

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Fark In The Duck

2013-09-06 11:35:38 AM

Thaet wase as saed storey.

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Louisiana_Sitar_Club

2013-09-06 11:38:56 AM

uncleacid: Refresh should also be my friend.

We're all friends here! (Except for that one guy)

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2013-09-06 11:40:43 AM

vudukungfu: Barrel of shaving cream not available for comment.

I wasn't allowed to listen to Dr. Demento because "demento" sounds a little too close to "demon".
Yeah, I grew up in that house.
/CSB

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HypnozombieX

2013-09-06 11:42:11 AM

Very interested in this story.

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echomike23

2013-09-06 11:42:59 AM

Fark In The Duck: Thaet wase as saed storey.

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2013-09-06 11:46:57 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: vudukungfu: Barrel of shaving cream not available for comment.

I wasn't allowed to listen to Dr. Demento because "demento" sounds a little too close to "demon".
Yeah, I grew up in that house.
/CSB

I wasn't allowed to listen because it was on between midnight and 2 am Monday morning. Of course I had a little radio that I snuck under the covers with me, and listened anyway. I fell asleep in class nearly every Monday. Totally worth it.

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2013-09-06 11:51:58 AM

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heater

2013-09-06 11:53:04 AM

I remember reading a few years back about a child who fell from the 8th floor of a building and survived...but that's a whole 'nuther story...

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NightSteel

2013-09-06 11:54:10 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Muhammad Rizwan, a friend of the family who lives in the apartment across from them at 43 Thorncliffe Dr., said the whole building was shaken by Wednesday evening's accident.

If you want to say that the kid's too fat just man up and say he's too fat.

Came here to say "That's one big baby." Glad to see it's already been covered.

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Banned on the Run

2013-09-06 11:58:48 AM

The extra "e" probably broke his fall.

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