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It's really better than guns because it's so unexpected, and yet it almost never goes off accidentally.
I feel really sorry for you gun guys. You miss out on the rush.
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She should be more careful. He could have been a nuclear Wessel.
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iheartscotch: What about gorillas armed with alligators?
I prefer snake throwing apes
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Hatchet wielding man detains burglar in stuffed animal filled apartment
/there's only 13 on display though
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IlGreven: But...but I was told only guns could stop guns!
He didn't have a gun. He would have shot her if he did and she pulled that crap.
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OH SH*T, IT'S THE DILDO DRAWER!
F*ck it, I'm gonna work with what I've got.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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IlGreven: But...but I was told only guns could stop guns!
Maybe RTFA. No where does it say the intruder had a gun or any weapon. If he did have a gun she might be dead right now. Because a sword isn't a good match for a gun. In fact it says she went for her gun first but opened the wrong drawer. That could've been a fatal mistake.
But thanks for trying to be a smart ass.
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End of story.
/studied kungfu
//studied swordfighting
///would not want to fight SCA peeps
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baronbloodbath: I like to imagine the headline if someone breaks into my home while I'm sleeping:
Hatchet wielding man detains burglar in stuffed animal filled apartment
/there's only 13 on display though
My bedroom used to have three sections: My SCA gear (lots of sharp metal things, and even the spoon would hurt), my books, and anime crap. the 4th corner was the door. Would been a crazy time if someone broke in because depending on where I was, they would get pelted with either medieval weapons, large books, or spiky haired anime figurines.
Kamehame-HA! Robber Stopped by Z-Warriors or something might've been the headline.
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IlGreven: But...but I was told only guns could stop guns!
What are you babbling about? The only gun mentioned belonged to the victim.
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NephilimNexus: ///would not want to fight SCA peeps
SCA people know how to take a beating, that's for sure. After you've been hit in the head enough, it ain't no thang. One of my college SCA friends ended a fight by having a pool cue broken over his head and saying "That was light. Would you like to try again?"
But that said SCA is a land of nerf and safety compared to what the Battle of Nations people get up to. They do authentic steel on steel submission combat. It's like a mixture of kickboxing and Talhoffer. I like to fight with those guys.
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After clicking on her photo, I can understand why hearing a man's voice in her house might be unexpected.
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NephilimNexus: If you try to take on an SCA woman in a swordfight, and you're not SCA yourself, you will lose.
End of story.
/studied kungfu
//studied swordfighting
///would not want to fight SCA peeps
300lb neck beards are truly a fearsome foe
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iheartscotch: What about gorillas armed with alligators?
You can only wield those for another couple of months if you're in the northern hemisphere.
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zjoik: iheartscotch: What about gorillas armed with alligators?
I prefer snake throwing apes
No. The best is the dogs that shoot bees from their mouths when they bark
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