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    She can play with my fuzzy balls any day.
  • Maybe it's high time for me to make a bet with a famous lady for a date.
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    Yes, he looks thrilled.
  • What a waste of a tennis career.
  • Um, the better update includes this:

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    which she posted to her Instragram, and the fact that she said she'd go on a second date.
    http://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id​/18694607/genie-bouchard-pays-su​p​er-bowl-li-bet-date-brooklyn-nets-game​

    So far through the first couple of games, this dude is holding serve.
  • She's an excellent Instagram follow.
  • ToastmasterGeneral: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x515]
    So far through the first couple of games, this dude is holding serve.


    True, but was she trying to scare him off dressing like a Yeti?
  • gopher321: [img.fark.net image 300x169]

    Yes, he looks thrilled.


    Why can I only think of the meme "no matter how hot she is someone is tired of her shiat"
  • ToastmasterGeneral: Um, the better update includes this:

    [pbs.twimg.com image 850x515]

    which she posted to her Instragram, and the fact that she said she'd go on a second date.
    http://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/​18694607/genie-bouchard-pays-sup​er-bowl-li-bet-date-brooklyn-nets-game

    So far through the first couple of games, this dude is holding serve.


    UGLY MAN'S KISS TURNS SUPERMODEL INTO WEREWOLF
  • FuLinHyu: ToastmasterGeneral: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x515]
    So far through the first couple of games, this dude is holding serve.

    True, but was she trying to scare him off dressing like a Yeti?


    She wore something quite a bit skimpier underneath.

    https://twitter.com/ZezeAM/status/832​026955570610178
  • Wait, you can do that?
  • Did they f*ck?
  • ToastmasterGeneral: Um, the better update includes this:

    [pbs.twimg.com image 850x515]

    which she posted to her Instragram, and the fact that she said she'd go on a second date.
    http://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/​18694607/genie-bouchard-pays-sup​er-bowl-li-bet-date-brooklyn-nets-game

    So far through the first couple of games, this dude is holding serve.


    he can't hold serve the first 2 games because service alternates between players. (end snarky pedantism [is that even a word?].) but he could be up a break, which is great unless the break's to the condom.

    /note to self: make Twitter bet with Rafael Nadal or Alexander Zverev. or both.
  • Did they f*ck?

    sure hope so
  • Ishkur: What a waste of a tennis career.


    she showed some serious potential a few years back (Wimbledon semis,
  • virulent_loser: Ishkur: What a waste of a tennis career.

    she showed some serious potential a few years back (Wimbledon semis,


    oh for the love of Federer. went to look up something, came back, accidentally hit add comment. stupid stupid stupid.

    ahem.

    Bouchard had a great season in 2014 but has really fallen off since then. so maybe by modeling she's making use of her best talents and assests (huh huh ass).
  • Does this count as online dating?
  • virulent_loser: virulent_loser: Ishkur: What a waste of a tennis career.

    she showed some serious potential a few years back (Wimbledon semis,

    oh for the love of Federer. went to look up something, came back, accidentally hit add comment. stupid stupid stupid.

    ahem.

    Bouchard had a great season in 2014 but has really fallen off since then. so maybe by modeling she's making use of her best talents and assests (huh huh ass).


    A lot of young players have a pretty major slump after their first breakthroughs. Not really unusual. She's got a lot of time to get her shiat together.
  • GypsyJoker: virulent_loser: virulent_loser: Ishkur: What a waste of a tennis career.

    she showed some serious potential a few years back (Wimbledon semis,

    oh for the love of Federer. went to look up something, came back, accidentally hit add comment. stupid stupid stupid.

    ahem.

    Bouchard had a great season in 2014 but has really fallen off since then. so maybe by modeling she's making use of her best talents and assests (huh huh ass).

    A lot of young players have a pretty major slump after their first breakthroughs. Not really unusual. She's got a lot of time to get her shiat together.


    huh, she's younger than I thought (I don't really follow the WTA that closely). yeah, she's got time.
  • virulent_loser: virulent_loser: Ishkur: What a waste of a tennis career.

    she showed some serious potential a few years back (Wimbledon semis,

    oh for the love of Federer. went to look up something, came back, accidentally hit add comment. stupid stupid stupid.

    ahem.

    Bouchard had a great season in 2014 but has really fallen off since then. so maybe by modeling she's making use of her best talents and assests (huh huh ass).


    Worked for Ashley Harkleroad
  • virulent_loser: virulent_loser: Ishkur: What a waste of a tennis career.

    she showed some serious potential a few years back (Wimbledon semis,

    oh for the love of Federer. went to look up something, came back, accidentally hit add comment. stupid stupid stupid.

    ahem.

    Bouchard had a great season in 2014 but has really fallen off since then. so maybe by modeling she's making use of her best talents and assests (huh huh ass).


    A lot of the discussion at the time was suggesting she was a one trick pony (overpowering opponents with brute force, as I recall) and as people started figuring her out and compensating she fell back into the pack.

    /don't really follow tennis
  • TP99: Did they f*ck?


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  • ToastmasterGeneral: Um, the better update includes this:

    [pbs.twimg.com image 850x515]

    which she posted to her Instragram, and the fact that she said she'd go on a second date.
    http://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/​18694607/genie-bouchard-pays-sup​er-bowl-li-bet-date-brooklyn-nets-game

    So far through the first couple of games, this dude is holding serve.


    Assuming the shoes fit, Dude has reasonable sized feet proportionally. I think she's looking for a foot fault
  • virulent_loser: ToastmasterGeneral: Um, the better update includes this:

    [pbs.twimg.com image 850x515]

    which she posted to her Instragram, and the fact that she said she'd go on a second date.
    http://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/​18694607/genie-bouchard-pays-sup​er-bowl-li-bet-date-brooklyn-nets-game

    So far through the first couple of games, this dude is holding serve.

    he can't hold serve the first 2 games because service alternates between players. (end snarky pedantism [is that even a word?].) but he could be up a break, which is great unless the break's to the condom.

    /note to self: make Twitter bet with Rafael Nadal or Alexander Zverev. or both.


    Read that as Ralf Nader and hurled.  Rereading I see you are only partially to blame
  • indybill23: virulent_loser: virulent_loser: Ishkur: What a waste of a tennis career.

    she showed some serious potential a few years back (Wimbledon semis,

    oh for the love of Federer. went to look up something, came back, accidentally hit add comment. stupid stupid stupid.

    ahem.

    Bouchard had a great season in 2014 but has really fallen off since then. so maybe by modeling she's making use of her best talents and assests (huh huh ass).

    Worked for Ashley Harkleroad


    had to GIS that one. first thought: yowza I'd go gay for a day for her. second thought: those 2 front teeth might, um, put a snag in things. *shudder* guess I'll stick to gay-for-a-day for Bouchard.

    Harkleroad seems to be using her talents wisely though, and with a name that sounds halfway to a porn name to boot.
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