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  • farking scumbags. Remember when people like this were an extreme rarity, now they pair up and wander the streets.
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  • farking animals (and I'm not talking about the turtles).
  • Budding young serial killers.
  • feckingmorons: farking scumbags. Remember when people like this were an extreme rarity, now they pair up and wander the streets.


    "This time they paired up in threes."
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  • That was an awful lot of heartstring pulling for one article, but since arrests were made I'm going to figure it's true despite that.

    So for the record, allow me to say, fark those guys, enjoy prison.
  • "When he got slapped that down it shot stuff outside. So, I don't doubt the turtle died,"

    Indeed, Blough. Indeed.
  • This would make it so hard to be a judge. To have to just sit there and not be able to make people like this understand just what kind of pond scum they really are, and have to follow the sentencing guidelines that don't give the leeway they should. And if you actually do anything at all, they just feel sorry for themselves, never smart enough to think about why they are regarded like that, no way to get through to them.
  • Don't kid yourselves. The turtle was just practice...
  • You know who should have been beaten? Both the author and anyone who was supposed to proofread that farking mess.

    "They said there was three guys out here killing at turtle," said Blough.

    "The swelling is going down," said Blough who pointed to where they guy kicked and punched him in the back of his head.

    "My husband who is disabled tried to save a poor animals life and he gets beaten up," said Jennifer Blough.

    Police say a responding officer last saw the turtle in the water with is a cloud of blood.


    And that's not even taking into account the usage of "guys" all through the piece that wasn't quoting the witnesses, police or victims. Jesus, I would have failed 8th grade English for that.
  • The writer of that article should be beaten for all of the mistakes she made.
  • feckingmorons: Remember when people like this were an extreme rarity, now they pair up and wander the streets.


    They're making America Great Again!
  • I hope those ugly sons of bastards get thrown down to the ground butt first as hard as possible. This way, they'll feel the pain of their asses getting wrecked and won't die right away. Then throw then in a sewer to drown or have the ninja turtles have their way with them.
  • Mikey1969: You know who should have been beaten? Both the author and anyone who was supposed to proofread that farking mess.

    "They said there was three guys out here killing at turtle," said Blough.

    "The swelling is going down," said Blough who pointed to where they guy kicked and punched him in the back of his head.

    "My husband who is disabled tried to save a poor animals life and he gets beaten up," said Jennifer Blough.

    Police say a responding officer last saw the turtle in the water with is a cloud of blood.

    And that's not even taking into account the usage of "guys" all through the piece that wasn't quoting the witnesses, police or victims. Jesus, I would have failed 8th grade English for that.


    (Shakes tiny fist)

    You missed "to get them mail."
  • Some people are just no good.
  • Turtles are pretty farking tough; they assume it died, but it might come up fine in a few months. Still animal cruelty any way you put it, but I'm glad the turtle ended up disappearing into the tides.
  • > Police officers arrested all three suspects, charging each with aggravated battery and animal cruelty.

    828.12 Cruelty to animals.-

    (1)A person who unnecessarily overloads, overdrives, torments, deprives of necessary sustenance or shelter, or unnecessarily mutilates, or kills any animal, or causes the same to be done, or carries in or upon any vehicle, or otherwise, any animal in a cruel or inhumane manner, commits animal cruelty, a misdemeanor of the first degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or by a fine of not more than $5,000, or both.

    775.082 --

    (a)For a misdemeanor of the first degree, by a definite term of imprisonment not exceeding 1 year;

    784.045 --

    (2)Whoever commits aggravated battery shall be guilty of a felony of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.

    775.082 --

    (d)For a felony of the second degree, by a term of imprisonment not exceeding 15 years.
  • Special Guest: Mikey1969: You know who should have been beaten? Both the author and anyone who was supposed to proofread that farking mess.

    "They said there was three guys out here killing at turtle," said Blough.

    "The swelling is going down," said Blough who pointed to where they guy kicked and punched him in the back of his head.

    "My husband who is disabled tried to save a poor animals life and he gets beaten up," said Jennifer Blough.

    Police say a responding officer last saw the turtle in the water with is a cloud of blood.

    And that's not even taking into account the usage of "guys" all through the piece that wasn't quoting the witnesses, police or victims. Jesus, I would have failed 8th grade English for that.

    (Shakes tiny fist)

    You missed "to get them mail."


    No, I meant to save that for the Tiny Fist People.. Because Tiny Fist People are people too!
  • Mikey1969: Special Guest: Mikey1969: You know who should have been beaten? Both the author and anyone who was supposed to proofread that farking mess.

    "They said there was three guys out here killing at turtle," said Blough.

    "The swelling is going down," said Blough who pointed to where they guy kicked and punched him in the back of his head.

    "My husband who is disabled tried to save a poor animals life and he gets beaten up," said Jennifer Blough.

    Police say a responding officer last saw the turtle in the water with is a cloud of blood.

    And that's not even taking into account the usage of "guys" all through the piece that wasn't quoting the witnesses, police or victims. Jesus, I would have failed 8th grade English for that.

    (Shakes tiny fist)

    You missed "to get them mail."

    No, I meant to save that for the Tiny Fist People.. Because Tiny Fist People are people too!


    I'm not sure if you just compared me to the Cheeto-in-Chief, so I think I'll go to bed.
  • What the fark is wrong with some people?... I cant even....
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