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  • Trump is creating fake jobs in the dishonest media by creating headlines?  That crafty bastard.  He's obviously good for ratings.
  • Spicy mustard on hamburgers? Meh. Ketchup on hotdogs is the real blasphemy.
  • See, 0bummer's scandals were far worse than anything Donald the First has ever done.

    Both sides are bad!
  • But do you put the spicy mustard on the whole burger, or make a dipping pool of it? I like the option of not having mustard all over my cheezeburger.

    /can't have ketchup or other sugary condiments at this time
    //or bread, sigh
  • Don't forget he took his jacket off and put his feet up on the desk in the Oval Office.

    History's greatest monster.
  • Farking Clown Shoes: See, 0bummer's scandals were far worse than anything Donald the First has ever done.

    Both sides are bad!


    One of my friends, who is otherwise completely sane, keeps saying 'Hillary would have been just as bad, just different'.

    It honestly makes me want to just scream into her face, over and over.
  • America hates peace and prosperity.  I'm not being sarcastic here.  We've been at war practically non-stop since 1941 and can't get a discussion going for either a jobs program or single payer.
  • dragonchild: America hates peace and prosperity.  I'm not being sarcastic here.  We've been at war practically non-stop since 1941 and can't get a discussion going for either a jobs program or single payer.


    It does seem to be something like that, doesn't it?
  • Threatening nuclear holocaust at a press conference, spicy mustard. One man's freedom fighters is another man's terrorist. Tomato tomahto. I will defend Trump's right to threaten me with nuclear holocaust.
  • Wasn't it Dijon mustard on the burger?

    The real controversy here is whether Dijon is considered spicy mustard or not.
  • Lady J: Farking Clown Shoes: See, 0bummer's scandals were far worse than anything Donald the First has ever done.

    Both sides are bad!

    One of my friends, who is otherwise completely sane, keeps saying 'Hillary would have been just as bad, just different'.

    It honestly makes me want to just scream into her face, over and over.


    be thankful at least you all are still amicable. I've lost friendship with a couple folks for all intents and purposes. Even if we are still technically 'friends' irreparable damage has been done to the relationship. You just don't look at them the same anymore and vice versa I'm sure.
  • dragonchild: America hates peace and prosperity.  I'm not being sarcastic here.  We've been at war practically non-stop since 1941 and can't get a discussion going for either a jobs program or single payer.


    I don't think it's America.I think it's that we've had businessmen bribing their way into the big house practically since the country was founded, and traditionally, they'd be willing to burn the place to the ground before they paid so much as an extra dime.

    We're probably going to have to kill a few of them. Like spraying for rats.
  • Many capitalists would prefer the guaranteed contract implied by provisioning the military rather than expose their inventories to the vagaries of the market and fashion that participation in the open market would imply.
  • Cortez the Killer: Wasn't it Dijon mustard on the burger?

    The real controversy here is whether Dijon is considered spicy mustard or not.


    It was brown mustard, I don't know if it was Dijon, specifically.  But it wasn't good old fashioned yellow mustard and gosh darn it, that MEANT something.
  • Bullshiat. Obama has lied about unemployment from 12 years ago all the way through today. His "numbers" said 4.8%. It's really 25, 30, 40, maybe even 42%. Terrible. You can accept the outrageous so-called fake news or you can demand REAL NEWS. And the real news is that Dijon mustard is a CAPITAL OFFENSE. You can look it up. It is. Fredrick Douglas tells me it's awful, too. Don't know, just what I've heard.
  • What's wrong with spicy mustard on hamburgers?
  • wandero: dragonchild: We're probably going to have to kill a few of them. Like spraying for rats.


    Well if your well regulated militias hadn't armed all those bears, you'd probably haven enough guns now to take care of that.. Only got yourselves to blame.

    /jus' sayin'
  • "But America, are you not entertained?!?!"
    ... said Nobody

    4 more years of this. FOUR.
  • wandero: dragonchild: America hates peace and prosperity.  I'm not being sarcastic here.  We've been at war practically non-stop since 1941 and can't get a discussion going for either a jobs program or single payer.

    I don't think it's America.I think it's that we've had businessmen bribing their way into the big house practically since the country was founded, and traditionally, they'd be willing to burn the place to the ground before they paid so much as an extra dime.

    We're probably going to have to kill a few of them. Like spraying for rats.


    Knock yourself out and then come back with a full report on how that turned out for ya, Mr. I.T.G.
  • I want to see Grenada kick Americas ass again. Hilarious
  • ChubbyTiger: Bullshiat. Obama has lied about unemployment from 12 years ago all the way through today. His "numbers" said 4.8%. It's really 25, 30, 40, maybe even 42%. Terrible. You can accept the outrageous so-called fake news or you can demand REAL NEWS. And the real news is that Dijon mustard is a CAPITAL OFFENSE. You can look it up. It is. Fredrick Douglas tells me it's awful, too. Don't know, just what I've heard.


    You made that up.  Frederick Douglass' name is spelled wrong.  It's obvious you don't know him - stop pretending.  As he said to me over the weekend while playing golf, he said " Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?  where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Big Kahuna Burger - That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers"  He does not like spicy mustard.  If anyone knows burgers, it's Fred.  Keep an eye on him - big things are coming - very bigly things indeed.
  • WTFDYW: wandero: dragonchild: America hates peace and prosperity.  I'm not being sarcastic here.  We've been at war practically non-stop since 1941 and can't get a discussion going for either a jobs program or single payer.

    I don't think it's America.I think it's that we've had businessmen bribing their way into the big house practically since the country was founded, and traditionally, they'd be willing to burn the place to the ground before they paid so much as an extra dime.

    We're probably going to have to kill a few of them. Like spraying for rats.

    Knock yourself out and then come back with a full report on how that turned out for ya, Mr. I.T.G.


    Pretty funny to see a post calling someone else an ITG that also includes such an ITG statement like "knock yourself out".
  • You know how they say that being president ages a person seemingly exponentially? It's gonna be the opposite for this administration. I think in 4 years we're all gonna look like Abe Vigoda.
  • ChubbyTiger: Bullshiat. Obama has lied about unemployment from 12 years ago all the way through today. His "numbers" said 4.8%. It's really 25, 30, 40, maybe even 42%. Terrible. You can accept the outrageous so-called fake news or you can demand REAL NEWS. And the real news is that Dijon mustard is a CAPITAL OFFENSE. You can look it up. It is. Fredrick Douglas tells me it's awful, too. Don't know, just what I've heard.


    Don't forget about Jade Helm.  If all the law-abiding 2nd Amendment folks had not stood up to Obummer, he'd still be in office.  Hell, he wrote in his Kenyan autobiography that he wanted to be king.

    By God, there is only one king!
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