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  • "Lady: (thinks for a minute) 'Which region is that from?'"

    Franzia, duh.
  • GRCooper: [img.fark.net image 425x285]


    I was thinking more this, but it's pretty much the same scene.
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    "Sparkling muscatel. One of the finest wines of Idaho."
  • The article's repulsive. I'm sorry, but, this just makes whatever "Thrillist" is look, well, bad.
  • That article was barely a step above articles that are nothing but tweets from other people.
  • "Restaurant Workers Biatch About Their Customers"...Film at 11:00.
  • The first story was bullshiat.  The declasse couple was too cliche' and the comeuppance was too obvious.  Work on your material.
  • I had a lady the other day try to add something to her order at an entirely different register than the cashier currently in the middle of taking her order. I was dumbfounded.
  • This shiat again? Who did Thrillist steal this stuff from?
  • People who aren't as smart as me that can't dress in a style has great as mine make terrible food and wine decisions I would never make because I am better than them.
  • I have a small chip on my shoulder and one night many years ago now, my work had a party at a nice restaurant...we were all dressed in ties and dress. I was at the bar and ordered a "Cab er net sah vig non."

    The bartender just rolled with my purposely uncultered ass and served me the wine. We all laughed. It was dumb funny. Hopefully someone got paid to write a dumb article talking sh*t on me.
  • fusillade762: This shiat again? Who did Thrillist steal this stuff from?


    CA Pinkham left Jezebel, went to some other website and is now writing for Thrillist
  • Screw the haters, I love reading these things. Anyone got more csb sites like this and notalwaysright, because they and Judge Judy are my prime brain candy. Everyone has their vices...
  • busy chillin': I have a small chip on my shoulder and one night many years ago now, my work had a party at a nice restaurant...we were all dressed in ties and dress. I was at the bar and ordered a "Cab er net sah vig non."

    The bartender just rolled with my purposely uncultered ass and served me the wine. We all laughed. It was dumb funny. Hopefully someone got paid to write a dumb article talking sh*t on me.


    TBH, if you weren't a dick about it, the bartender probably wouldn't remember you. They're use to people miss pronouncing shiat all the time.

    For me, it's always 50/50 if one of these stories is actually true. People are terrible, and that applies to every side of a situation. On the other hand, one of the best ways to judge a person is to see how they treat waitstaff and servers.
  • lackadaisicalfreakshow: Screw the haters, I love reading these things. Anyone got more csb sites like this and notalwaysright, because they and Judge Judy are my prime brain candy. Everyone has their vices...


    Yup.  I am an avid reader of CA Pinkham's weekly article and notalwaysright/notalwaysworking.
  • busy chillin': People who aren't as smart as me that can't dress in a style has great as mine make terrible food and wine decisions I would never make because I am better than them.


    Actually, this is pretty much all about laughing at people who are smug pretentious assholes and treat "the help" like shiat, whether it's a waiter, a pizza driver, or a chocolate store clerk. Of you think that they are being unfair to these people, I would guess that you are in serious danger of being on one of these lists. That is, if you haven't been featured already.
  • Gaddiel: busy chillin': I have a small chip on my shoulder and one night many years ago now, my work had a party at a nice restaurant...we were all dressed in ties and dress. I was at the bar and ordered a "Cab er net sah vig non."

    The bartender just rolled with my purposely uncultered ass and served me the wine. We all laughed. It was dumb funny. Hopefully someone got paid to write a dumb article talking sh*t on me.

    TBH, if you weren't a dick about it, the bartender probably wouldn't remember you. They're use to people miss pronouncing shiat all the time.

    For me, it's always 50/50 if one of these stories is actually true. People are terrible, and that applies to every side of a situation. On the other hand, one of the best ways to judge a person is to see how they treat waitstaff and servers.


    People are truly this big of assholes, but I agree that you can't always tell if these are legit or not...
  • Gaddiel: busy chillin': I have a small chip on my shoulder and one night many years ago now, my work had a party at a nice restaurant...we were all dressed in ties and dress. I was at the bar and ordered a "Cab er net sah vig non."

    The bartender just rolled with my purposely uncultered ass and served me the wine. We all laughed. It was dumb funny. Hopefully someone got paid to write a dumb article talking sh*t on me.

    TBH, if you weren't a dick about it, the bartender probably wouldn't remember you. They're use to people miss pronouncing shiat all the time.

    For me, it's always 50/50 if one of these stories is actually true. People are terrible, and that applies to every side of a situation. On the other hand, one of the best ways to judge a person is to see how they treat waitstaff and servers.


    Yeah, I wasn't being a dick to him. Just trying to make a couple girls I worked with laugh by acting foolish. It worked.

    on your terrible people...now I have one. I won't type what the people were wearing or how I looked way better and know interesting factoids about interesting foods, but we were at Applebee's and this family was trying to get a free meal. They kept returning dishes and just not accepting things. Our waitress said they try it every time. It has worked a couple times but this time the manager came out and said "No, you are paying for this. This stops tonight." There was a brief exchange and then the manager left and they all grumbled while eating.
  • Mikey1969: busy chillin': People who aren't as smart as me that can't dress in a style has great as mine make terrible food and wine decisions I would never make because I am better than them.

    Actually, this is pretty much all about laughing at people who are smug pretentious assholes and treat "the help" like shiat, whether it's a waiter, a pizza driver, or a chocolate store clerk. Of you think that they are being unfair to these people, I would guess that you are in serious danger of being on one of these lists. That is, if you haven't been featured already.


    No, I definitely don't treat "the help" like sh*t. I was bagging on the words they chose to use so they could feel better about themselves. McSomethingnotascoolasme or whatever it was.
  • Rapmaster2000: The first story was bullshiat.  The declasse couple was too cliche' and the comeuppance was too obvious.  Work on your material.


    You think someone would do that?  Just go on the internet and lie like that?
  • Trivia Jockey: lackadaisicalfreakshow: Screw the haters, I love reading these things. Anyone got more csb sites like this and notalwaysright, because they and Judge Judy are my prime brain candy. Everyone has their vices...

    Yup.  I am an avid reader of CA Pinkham's weekly article and notalwaysright/notalwaysworking.


    I have wasted many a work hour browsing that site. It's almost as nefarious as TV tropes.
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