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  • Was on that bridge early yesterday afternoon. Missed seeing the moose by just a couple hours.
  • It is pronounced bang-gore.
  • Belfast? I didn't know there are moose in Ireland.
  • UnspokenVoice: It is pronounced bang-gore.


    Belfast? I'm tolling as fast as I can.

    /t'ain't the Queen City, bub
  • I didn't know they had moose in Irel....

    CoysOdie
    Belfast? I didn't know there are moose in Ireland.

    Dang it!
  • A moose once bit my sister.
  • swamp_of_dumb: UnspokenVoice: It is pronounced bang-gore.

    Belfast? I'm tolling as fast as I can.

    /t'ain't the Queen City, bub


    No, the site. Every time someone sees an article from this site, they make a bang her joke. I am just saving myself some time.
  • swamp_of_dumb: UnspokenVoice: It is pronounced bang-gore.

    Belfast? I'm tolling as fast as I can.

    /t'ain't the Queen City, bub


    Wife and I went to Rollies for lunch yesterday. If I'd been thinking I'd've given you a heads up.
  • UnspokenVoice: swamp_of_dumb: UnspokenVoice: It is pronounced bang-gore.

    Belfast? I'm tolling as fast as I can.

    /t'ain't the Queen City, bub

    No, the site. Every time someone sees an article from this site, they make a bang her joke. I am just saving myself some time.


    And it's NEVER been funny.
  • And just like every other traffic jam, by the time you get to the front you can't even see why there was a traffic jam to begin with.
  • John Buck 41: swamp_of_dumb: UnspokenVoice: It is pronounced bang-gore.

    Belfast? I'm tolling as fast as I can.

    /t'ain't the Queen City, bub

    Wife and I went to Rollies for lunch yesterday. If I'd been thinking I'd've given you a heads up.


    Yesterday, I spent all day in Lincolnville Center. But if you and the missus ever come down this way on the weekend, give me a holler.
  • John Buck 41: UnspokenVoice: swamp_of_dumb: UnspokenVoice: It is pronounced bang-gore.

    Belfast? I'm tolling as fast as I can.

    /t'ain't the Queen City, bub

    No, the site. Every time someone sees an article from this site, they make a bang her joke. I am just saving myself some time.

    And it's NEVER been funny.


    No, not even the first time was it funny.
  • UnspokenVoice: John Buck 41: UnspokenVoice: swamp_of_dumb: UnspokenVoice: It is pronounced bang-gore.

    Belfast? I'm tolling as fast as I can.

    /t'ain't the Queen City, bub

    No, the site. Every time someone sees an article from this site, they make a bang her joke. I am just saving myself some time.

    And it's NEVER been funny.

    No, not even the first time was it funny.


    "Bang her" jokes are always funny.  This is a scientifically proven fact.
  • Yeah, but it's fun for the Bangor Daily jokes.
    /Yes I know it's Bang-gore
    //Used to live on Grant St. in Portland
  • swamp_of_dumb: John Buck 41: swamp_of_dumb: UnspokenVoice: It is pronounced bang-gore.

    Belfast? I'm tolling as fast as I can.

    /t'ain't the Queen City, bub

    Wife and I went to Rollies for lunch yesterday. If I'd been thinking I'd've given you a heads up.

    Yesterday, I spent all day in Lincolnville Center. But if you and the missus ever come down this way on the weekend, give me a holler.


    I work every weekend 24/7. Off Monday afternoon til Saturday morning.
  • Mock26: UnspokenVoice: John Buck 41: UnspokenVoice: swamp_of_dumb: UnspokenVoice: It is pronounced bang-gore.

    Belfast? I'm tolling as fast as I can.

    /t'ain't the Queen City, bub

    No, the site. Every time someone sees an article from this site, they make a bang her joke. I am just saving myself some time.

    And it's NEVER been funny.

    No, not even the first time was it funny.

    "Bang her" jokes are always funny.  This is a scientifically proven fact.


    Nope. The only way it would be funny is if it was actually spelled 'Banger' and actually pronounced that way. But y'know what? Fu*k it. After 9 years it's gotten tiresome trying to school outtastate assholes. Keep up with your lame-ass joke.
  • John Buck 41: Mock26: UnspokenVoice: John Buck 41: UnspokenVoice: swamp_of_dumb: UnspokenVoice: It is pronounced bang-gore.

    Belfast? I'm tolling as fast as I can.

    /t'ain't the Queen City, bub

    No, the site. Every time someone sees an article from this site, they make a bang her joke. I am just saving myself some time.

    And it's NEVER been funny.

    No, not even the first time was it funny.

    "Bang her" jokes are always funny.  This is a scientifically proven fact.

    Nope. The only way it would be funny is if it was actually spelled 'Banger' and actually pronounced that way. But y'know what? Fu*k it. After 9 years it's gotten tiresome trying to school outtastate assholes. Keep up with your lame-ass joke.


    Aww, the poor little baby has no sense of humor.  Maybe you just need to get laid, find some local whore, Bang Her, and then you might see the humor of the joke.  

    Then again, probably not.  Keep up with your lame-ass indignity.
  • Damn moose.  Can't trust any of them.
  • John Buck 41: swamp_of_dumb: John Buck 41: swamp_of_dumb: UnspokenVoice: It is pronounced bang-gore.

    Belfast? I'm tolling as fast as I can.

    /t'ain't the Queen City, bub

    Wife and I went to Rollies for lunch yesterday. If I'd been thinking I'd've given you a heads up.

    Yesterday, I spent all day in Lincolnville Center. But if you and the missus ever come down this way on the weekend, give me a holler.

    I work every weekend 24/7. Off Monday afternoon til Saturday morning.


    Well, sumunahoah.

    With Unspoken Voice confessing to going to Common Ground Fair, we should have a Mainiac Fark party..
  • Mock26: John Buck 41: Mock26: UnspokenVoice: John Buck 41: UnspokenVoice: swamp_of_dumb: UnspokenVoice: It is pronounced bang-gore.

    Belfast? I'm tolling as fast as I can.

    /t'ain't the Queen City, bub

    No, the site. Every time someone sees an article from this site, they make a bang her joke. I am just saving myself some time.

    And it's NEVER been funny.

    No, not even the first time was it funny.

    "Bang her" jokes are always funny.  This is a scientifically proven fact.

    Nope. The only way it would be funny is if it was actually spelled 'Banger' and actually pronounced that way. But y'know what? Fu*k it. After 9 years it's gotten tiresome trying to school outtastate assholes. Keep up with your lame-ass joke.

    Aww, the poor little baby has no sense of humor.  Maybe you just need to get laid, find some local whore, Bang Her, and then you might see the humor of the joke.  

    Then again, probably not.  Keep up with your lame-ass indignity.


    Had you favorited as a 'gun guy'. I'll have to amend that description thanks to your last comment.
  • swamp_of_dumb: Well, sumunahoah.


    Huh?

    With Unspoken Voice confessing to going to Common Ground Fair, we should have a Mainiac Fark party..

    I don't work well with crowds but would love to get together in a smaller setting.
  • John Buck 41: swamp_of_dumb: Well, sumunahoah.

    Huh?

    With Unspoken Voice confessing to going to Common Ground Fair, we should have a Mainiac Fark party..

    I don't work well with crowds but would love to get together in a smaller setting.


    It's licalese fir "son of a whore." A phrase showing disappointment in the situation.

    "Loiks like we tain't goin' upta camp this weekend. Sumunahoah!"
  • John Buck 41: Mock26: John Buck 41: Mock26: UnspokenVoice: John Buck 41: UnspokenVoice: swamp_of_dumb: UnspokenVoice: It is pronounced bang-gore.

    Belfast? I'm tolling as fast as I can.

    /t'ain't the Queen City, bub

    No, the site. Every time someone sees an article from this site, they make a bang her joke. I am just saving myself some time.

    And it's NEVER been funny.

    No, not even the first time was it funny.

    "Bang her" jokes are always funny.  This is a scientifically proven fact.

    Nope. The only way it would be funny is if it was actually spelled 'Banger' and actually pronounced that way. But y'know what? Fu*k it. After 9 years it's gotten tiresome trying to school outtastate assholes. Keep up with your lame-ass joke.

    Aww, the poor little baby has no sense of humor.  Maybe you just need to get laid, find some local whore, Bang Her, and then you might see the humor of the joke.  

    Then again, probably not.  Keep up with your lame-ass indignity.

    Had you favorited as a 'gun guy'. I'll have to amend that description thanks to your last comment.


    Boo. F*cking.  Hoo.  I am so devastated.

    Yawn.
  • Mock26: John Buck 41: Mock26: John Buck 41: Mock26: UnspokenVoice: John Buck 41: UnspokenVoice: swamp_of_dumb: UnspokenVoice: It is pronounced bang-gore.

    Belfast? I'm tolling as fast as I can.

    /t'ain't the Queen City, bub

    No, the site. Every time someone sees an article from this site, they make a bang her joke. I am just saving myself some time.

    And it's NEVER been funny.

    No, not even the first time was it funny.

    "Bang her" jokes are always funny.  This is a scientifically proven fact.

    Nope. The only way it would be funny is if it was actually spelled 'Banger' and actually pronounced that way. But y'know what? Fu*k it. After 9 years it's gotten tiresome trying to school outtastate assholes. Keep up with your lame-ass joke.

    Aww, the poor little baby has no sense of humor.  Maybe you just need to get laid, find some local whore, Bang Her, and then you might see the humor of the joke.  

    Then again, probably not.  Keep up with your lame-ass indignity.

    Had you favorited as a 'gun guy'. I'll have to amend that description thanks to your last comment.

    Boo. F*cking.  Hoo.  I am so devastated.

    Yawn.


    Fellow gun guy or not, you're going to yellow.

    Dick.
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