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  • Touchdown and an extra point!

    Story says 8 dead, two missing as of 5:48 PM? Maybe Darwin will kick a field goal to make it 10-0.
  • OMG I read the comments. What nasty people there are outside of Fark. Jokes about illegal immigrants swimming across the border, at least two people hoped John McCain was among those drowned and at least one claiming it was sign if the end times. Holy Fark!
  • Nocrash: OMG I read the comments. What nasty people there are outside of Fark. Jokes about illegal immigrants swimming across the border, at least two people hoped John McCain was among those drowned and at least one claiming it was sign if the end times. Holy Fark!


    of the end times. How do you bastards joke so easily about the death of children?
  • Nocrash: OMG I read the comments. What nasty people there are outside of Fark. Jokes about illegal immigrants swimming across the border, at least two people hoped John McCain was among those drowned and at least one claiming it was sign if the end times. Holy Fark!


    Yeah, I got sucked down that rabbit hole just now. People are gross.
  • There's a flood coming and the police go to this guys house and tells him to evacuate.
    The guy says "No, the good lord will save me"
    So the water rises and he's in the second floor and boat pulls up and people tell him to get in.
    the guy says "No, the good lord will save me"
    The water keeps rising and he's up on the roof. A helicopter flies over and lowers a rescue worker on a rope.
    The guy says "No, the good lord will save me"
    So, the waters keep rising and the guy is swept away and dies, and goes to meet his judgment.
    There he asked God...Why Lord, Why, Why didn't you save me.
    The Lord says "I TRIED THREE TIMES!"
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  • "Eight people are confirmed dead, including at least two children "

    Well Darwin 2 (assuming that the nooze isn't counting sexually active teenagers as children for the sake of crocodile tears), time will tell about the other 6(9)...

    /sad story
  • Nocrash: How do you bastards joke so easily about the death of children?


    I guess if they couldn't stoop to that, they wouldn't be bastards.  Nobody deserves to die in a flash flood.  Except those commenters, of course...
  • ecmoRandomNumbers: Yeah, I got sucked down that rabbit hole just now. People are gross.


    You are a lot closer to Arizona than I would ever care to be.
  • kdawg7736: Touchdown and an extra point!

    Story says 8 dead, two missing as of 5:48 PM? Maybe Darwin will kick a field goal to make it 10-0.


    Up to 9 dead, 1 missing.
  • kdawg7736: Touchdown and an extra point!

    Story says 8 dead, two missing as of 5:48 PM? Maybe Darwin will kick a field goal to make it 10-0.


    I'm predicting a safety, because safety was definitely missing here.
  • I've been to that place. It was fun.

    You'd have no idea if something was coming. Flash floods are sudden and terrifying.
  • Nocrash: OMG I read the comments. What nasty people there are outside of Fark. Jokes about illegal immigrants swimming across the border, at least two people hoped John McCain was among those drowned and at least one claiming it was sign if the end times. Holy Fark!


    And it's not exactly a bed of roses here, with people sitting around making jokes about Darwin Awards and touchdowns.
  • Nadie_AZ: I've been to that place. It was fun.

    You'd have no idea if something was coming. Flash floods are sudden and terrifying.


    If only there was some sort of way of finding out the possibility of potentially dangerous weather.
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  • Nadie_AZ: I've been to that place. It was fun.

    You'd have no idea if something was coming. Flash floods are sudden and terrifying.


    That's what I was wondering, how much warning did they really get?
  • Enigmamf: Nocrash: OMG I read the comments. What nasty people there are outside of Fark. Jokes about illegal immigrants swimming across the border, at least two people hoped John McCain was among those drowned and at least one claiming it was sign if the end times. Holy Fark!

    And it's not exactly a bed of roses here, with people sitting around making jokes about Darwin Awards and touchdowns.


    Fark has stricter rules about hating, and personal attacks, than most news and blog sites.
  • Enigmamf: Nocrash: OMG I read the comments. What nasty people there are outside of Fark. Jokes about illegal immigrants swimming across the border, at least two people hoped John McCain was among those drowned and at least one claiming it was sign if the end times. Holy Fark!

    And it's not exactly a bed of roses here, with people sitting around making jokes about Darwin Awards and touchdowns.


    Compared to most sites Farkers might as well have top hats and monocles.
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  • How does Darwin play in this? No one was doing anything stupid. The place was a regular swimming spot.
  • optikeye: There's a flood coming and the police go to this guys house and tells him to evacuate.
    The guy says "No, the good lord will save me"
    So the water rises and he's in the second floor and boat pulls up and people tell him to get in.
    the guy says "No, the good lord will save me"
    The water keeps rising and he's up on the roof. A helicopter flies over and lowers a rescue worker on a rope.
    The guy says "No, the good lord will save me"
    So, the waters keep rising and the guy is swept away and dies, and goes to meet his judgment.
    There he asked God...Why Lord, Why, Why didn't you save me.
    The Lord says "I TRIED THREE TIMES!"


    You can enter Heaven, believer, but your cloud will have the [DUMBASS] tag.
  • Nocrash: Nocrash: OMG I read the comments. What nasty people there are outside of Fark. Jokes about illegal immigrants swimming across the border, at least two people hoped John McCain was among those drowned and at least one claiming it was sign if the end times. Holy Fark!

    of the end times. How do you bastards joke so easily about the death of children?


    Lead em a little less
  • I like how the comment section on an article about multiple flash flood deaths devolved so quickly into people accusing each other of incest.
  • Damn, me & the wife spent last Wednesday night in Payson, coming back from a road trip to see friends in AZ.
  • skozlaw: I like how the comment section on an article about multiple flash flood deaths devolved so quickly into people accusing each other of incest.


    Incest?  Did they confuse Arizona with Alabama?
  • I hate my state sometimes...
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    Geez...some people??!
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