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phrawgh: What sort of proposal was it?
Claude Ballse: Jokes on him. Now everyone will interrupt his concerts with marriage proposals to try and get a free honeymoon out of him.
BalugaJoe: Chris Gaines can pay.
WGJ: Garth Brooks did for country music what pantyhose did for finger farking.
Random Anonymous Blackmail: Garth need to lose some weight