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buzzcut73: [img.fark.net image 259x194]Screw opossums, these will take care of your tick problems. Difficulty: They're dumb as hell and thus are easily picked off by coyotes and raptors.
Nogale: Are opossum a problem?Before my parents bought their current home, they were renting a second-floor apartment with a balcony. There was a possum that used to stop by and eat the cat food. Interestingly, the tuxedo cat (who lived to be 19) who hated most other animals, tolerated him. Sometimes they would just hang out, munching kibble companionably. My sister decided the possum was named "Frank."
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Mitt Romneys Tax Return: They also aren't carriers of rabies, probably because the virus didn't evolve to infect marsupials.