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ds615: I think remaining vigilant in watching out for the Lizard Man is good advice regardless.
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Arkanaut: Oh no! Cultists will use the eclipse to bring Jim Morrison back from the dead!
NutWrench: Isn't anybody worried about how the Earth will freeze solid during the eclipse?You guys should get eclipse insurance.