Real News. Real Funny.

Comments

  • And this is why I'm glad to be leaving the US for Mexico for the next few months
    With the way things are, I plan to just keep traveling and might never come back to the US
    Even though I was born and raised here, this is not a Nation I admire, respect or find safe
    And frankly, I think the US is a brutal, fascist PRISON SOCIETY that I have nothing in common with
  • Lighten up, Francis.
  • If you get flowing water after a nuclear armageddon that is...

    /Please just let me be killed by incineration too quickly to feel it happening
  • Oh no.  I am *not* going gentle into that good night without silky smooth hair.
  • My beard oil is still good, right?
  • I'll just get a perm
  • I'm not nearly as worried about nuclear weapons, or WW3 as I am of some alt-right f***stick and his brethren starting a civil war over the right to be a flaming asshole.
  • The fact that they are putting these kinds of articles out there at all shows that this is what they are getting ready for and are trying to get the public ready for. That's the scariest thing of all to me.
  • Having short hair means never having to buy conditioner in the first place. Or paying a barber $15+ for something that you can do yourself.

    home.wahl.comView Full Size


    Cut it back to nearly nothing in May and then use a #3 or #4 comb from Sept to May.

    /watersavers for the win.
  • Hypnagogic Jerk: You stupid, misled, ill-used liberals keep wishing for bad luck, then knocking on wood.
    [img.fark.net image 268x200]


    You post a lot. I like that in my trolls.
  • img.fark.netView Full Size

    Go get them while supplies last.

  • Hypnagogic Jerk: mutterfark: I'm not nearly as worried about nuclear weapons, or WW3 as I am of some alt-right f***stick and his brethren starting a civil war over the right to be a flaming asshole.

    Yes.  Let it burn.  Just like habanero peppers coming out of you excretory regions.

    Wow, this is fun.  And to think, we were just talking about a bad hair day.


    img.fark.netView Full Size
  • Hypnagogic Jerk: You stupid, misled, ill-used liberals keep wishing for bad luck, then knocking on wood.
    [img.fark.net image 268x200]


    We don't wish for nuclear armageddon, we aren't Burt Gummer, but if one comes we know that it will be much worse living coontil the radiation or starvation kills us) in the post armageddon world than being killed instantly from the result of it. Plus hunting and fishing won't do you any good when the fish and other animals die from radiation poisoning the same as humans do.
  • You can take my Pert from my irradiated corpse.
  • Kirablue42: The fact that they are putting these kinds of articles out there at all shows that this is what they are getting ready for and are trying to get the public ready for. That's the scariest thing of all to me.


    Nope. This is the media trying to get people glued to their TV's and web sites. NK won't be launching nukes and neither will we. As a clue to this, how you wash your hair after a nuclear attack implies that a) you will live through it and still have hair and b) if you do live through it that you will still have normal basic services like city water (and electricity and so on) and finally c) that having shining flowing hair will be high on your priority list instead of, you know, food and drinking water. dirty hair and BO should be right at the bottom of any list of priorities.
  • DarkSoulNoHope: Hypnagogic Jerk: You stupid, misled, ill-used liberals keep wishing for bad luck, then knocking on wood.
    [img.fark.net image 268x200]

    We don't wish for nuclear armageddon, we aren't Burt Gummer, but if one comes we know that it will be much worse living coontil the radiation or starvation kills us) in the post armageddon world than being killed instantly from the result of it. Plus hunting and fishing won't do you any good when the fish and other animals die from radiation poisoning the same as humans do.


    As long as Cabela's is open normal hours post-apocalypse, everything should be fine.
  • fifthhorseman: You can take my Pert from my irradiated corpse.


    Can I take the radiation from your pert corpse?

    /no necro
  • Hypnagogic Jerk: noitsnot: Hypnagogic Jerk: You stupid, misled, ill-used liberals keep wishing for bad luck, then knocking on wood.
    [img.fark.net image 268x200]

    You post a lot. I like that in my trolls.

    I guess, then, that you haven't seen all the liberal barf and starching of carpets in the Politics threads, primarily executed by a couple dozen of the echo-chamber denizens.  What will happen to them when they become like a tree falling in the forest, that no one hears?

    Won't someone think of the children?


    Keep it coming.  You don't want your post count dropping below 50% of the thread.
  • img.fark.netView Full Size

    I wonder if it comes in a conditioner?
  • ITT: Someone whose ride to Charlottesville fell through.
  • Remember SCUDs, or Buzzbombs or V2s?

    It's always the same. You spend money on developing the rocket. You spend money on making a lethal warhead.

    Do you spend money on a super accurate guidance system that includes minute tweaking of trajectory? And last mile delivery like it's Amazon Prime Now? I don't think so.

    It's one thing to launch with a live warhead. It's quite another to run for the bunker because that damn thing has turned around and wants to get back to the starting gate.
  • Shucks. I'm bald.
  • Pumps don't work in NOLA and it hasn't even been nuked.

    Yet.
  • rcain: And this is why I'm glad to be leaving the US for Mexico for the next few months
    With the way things are, I plan to just keep traveling and might never come back to the US
    Even though I was born and raised here, this is not a Nation I admire, respect or find safe
    And frankly, I think the US is a brutal, fascist PRISON SOCIETY that I have nothing in common with


    Am sure you contributed sooo much while you were here. How will we ever make it with out you.
  • Load 21 of 21 newer comments
  •  

This thread is closed to new comments.