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Pointy Tail of Satan: [YouTube video]
Fano: I expect a man to leap out of the pile and deliver a hornpipe backed ass whupping
HoratioGates: Great. Now we are in for a bunch of corny puns. Pretty soon we'll be in as high as an elephant's eye. I guess we'll just have to hash it out and mash through.Great, now I'm picturing Shoeless Joe in Field of Dreams... oops, no, my bad. That's Ty Cob.