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  • Is this a Chris Christie thread?
  • WickerNipple: Is this a Chris Christie thread?


    BLAAAARGH!

    /bastard
  • I farking hate people that play music at the beach. No one wants to listen to your shiatty reggaeton

    Listen to the waves, birds and children laughing like a civil person
  • I stay away from the beach on weekends.   And thank   Jeezus I don't live in Jersey
  • People are enjoying themselves. Call the police.
  • Meh, I bring a small canopy to the beach now, shades two comfortably.  I remember when I could spend the entire day at the beach with one application of spf 4 sunscreen and not get any change in color.  Nowadays, I'll get red just walking from the car to the beach.
  • Being from a mountain tribe, I've never gotten 'beach culture'.

    Laying around getting skin cancer always seemed to be a waste of time to me.

    Doing stuff, not so much.
  • Up next, jam-spreading.  I'm looking at you toast.
  • translation: A bunch of whiny entitled douches didn't get to the beach early enough and had to deal with all of the other people there. "OMG! OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO USE THE BEACH AT THE SAME TIME I DO! SOMEBODY SHOULD MAKE A LAW!"
    if you want space, don't go to the touristy beaches. if you don't want other people, don't go to the touristy beaches. IF YOU WANT PRIVACY, DON'T GO TO A TOURISTY BEACH! there are 95,000 miles of coastline in the US. if their music is too loud, just move further down. The beach my girl and I go to is a state park around 16 miles from the big tourist beach nearby. it's never that crowded, the people are nice, and you don't have to deal with the bullshiat. "waaaahhhhhh, I'm on myrtle beach on july 4th and there are OTHER PEOPLE HERE!!!!!". plan better next time, asshole.
  • WickerNipple: Is this a Chris Christie thread?


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  • Ow! That was my feelings!: Being from a mountain tribe, I've never gotten 'beach culture'.

    Laying around getting skin cancer always seemed to be a waste of time to me.

    Doing stuff, not so much.


    Seriously. You pack up all your shiat, fight traffic and head to the beach already clogged with humanity..

    And just lay there.

    And that is 'relaxing' to you?

    Ok. To each his own.
  • Smoking GNU: WickerNipple: Is this a Chris Christie thread?

    BLAAAARGH!

    /bastard


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  • required items to go to the beach:  towel

    optional items:  bottle of water

    but then again i am there for the sun and the water, not to bring all the amenities of home along with me

    it is the jersey shore, so it is to be expected at a lot of the beaches.  just got to go to some of the less popular ones
  • RJReves: WickerNipple: Is this a Chris Christie thread?

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    Oh man, fat people are so funny.
  • The_Original_Roxtar: translation: A bunch of whiny entitled douches didn't get to the beach early enough and had to deal with all of the other people there. "OMG! OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO USE THE BEACH AT THE SAME TIME I DO! SOMEBODY SHOULD MAKE A LAW!"
    if you want space, don't go to the touristy beaches. if you don't want other people, don't go to the touristy beaches. IF YOU WANT PRIVACY, DON'T GO TO A TOURISTY BEACH! there are 95,000 miles of coastline in the US. if their music is too loud, just move further down. The beach my girl and I go to is a state park around 16 miles from the big tourist beach nearby. it's never that crowded, the people are nice, and you don't have to deal with the bullshiat. "waaaahhhhhh, I'm on myrtle beach on july 4th and there are OTHER PEOPLE HERE!!!!!". plan better next time, asshole.


    That's not what the article was about at all

    Enjoy arguing with the strawman in your head though
  • nicoffeine: People are enjoying themselves. Call the police.


    Don't sit so
    Don't sit so
    Don't sit so close to me
  • Meh.  It's one thing if two people try to set up a ranch house on the beach, but this appeared to be several dozen people, doing it for one day a year.  Do Not Care.
  • Watubi: Meh, I bring a small canopy to the beach now, shades two comfortably.  I remember when I could spend the entire day at the beach with one application of spf 4 sunscreen and not get any change in color.  Nowadays, I'll get red just walking from the car to the beach.


    My wife's family goes to the Jersey shore every summer and I guess we're part of the problem. There are 10 of us, all but my SIL of pasty Irish extraction. If we all go to the beach together we end up with five umbrellas lined up across the beach.

    No music though. Only douchebags blast their music on the beach.
  • Ow! That was my feelings!: Being from a mountain tribe, I've never gotten 'beach culture'.

    Laying around getting skin cancer always seemed to be a waste of time to me.

    Doing stuff, not so much.


    people in the mountains seem to like hunting and fishing.  that seems excruciatingly boring to me.  to each their own
  • Is it a law in Jersey to get a trashy tattoo? Can't the photographer take pictures of normal people at the beach and not the extras from weeds?
  • Dead for Tax Reasons: Ow! That was my feelings!: Being from a mountain tribe, I've never gotten 'beach culture'.

    Laying around getting skin cancer always seemed to be a waste of time to me.

    Doing stuff, not so much.

    people in the mountains seem to like hunting and fishing.  that seems excruciatingly boring to me.  to each their own


    I like to fish at the beach.  I'm not sure whose side I'm on.
  • cloudofdust: Watubi: Meh, I bring a small canopy to the beach now, shades two comfortably.  I remember when I could spend the entire day at the beach with one application of spf 4 sunscreen and not get any change in color.  Nowadays, I'll get red just walking from the car to the beach.

    My wife's family goes to the Jersey shore every summer and I guess we're part of the problem. There are 10 of us, all but my SIL of pasty Irish extraction. If we all go to the beach together we end up with five umbrellas lined up across the beach.

    No music though. Only douchebags blast their music on the beach.


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  • smunns: Is it a law in Jersey to get a trashy tattoo? Can't the photographer take pictures of normal people at the beach and not the extras from weeds?


    Forget it Jake, its jersey... also, stay off of that man's lawn.
  • Ow! That was my feelings!: Ow! That was my feelings!: Being from a mountain tribe, I've never gotten 'beach culture'.

    Laying around getting skin cancer always seemed to be a waste of time to me.

    Doing stuff, not so much.

    Seriously. You pack up all your shiat, fight traffic and head to the beach already clogged with humanity..

    And just lay there.

    And that is 'relaxing' to you?

    Ok. To each his own.


    We drive a quarter mile(or walk if we don't have much gear), surf, swim, skimboard, fly a kite, play frisbee, collect beach glass, eat food, and drink a few beers, all while enjoying the beauty of the coast. What is not to like? It's why I moved to the coast and I find it quite relaxing. I think our beaches are not so crowded though.
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