FARK.com: (9699404) "It was a blue PT Cruiser with a 'TRUMP1' license plate, which was kind of interesting," Chase said. "Why are you going to run away from hitting somebody with that kind of obvious plate?"

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"It was a blue PT Cruiser with a 'TRUMP1' license plate, which was kind of interesting," Chase said. "Why are you going to run away from hitting somebody with that kind of obvious plate?"

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daphne

2017-08-16 07:03:35 AM

How come Every. Single. PT Cruiser owner is a Useless. POS?

PT Cruisers, forever in the fast lane doing 60mph

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daphne

2017-08-16 07:08:44 AM

Volvo drivers look over at PTCs and think "damn what a shiatty driver"

What is the hardest thing about driving a PT Cruiser? Explaining to your coworkers that you are elderly

BMW drivers look over at PT Cruiser drivers and think "now THAT is a dick driver"

Every PT owner I've known is 1. White 2. Obese 3. Old as f*ck. 4. Has a crumbling McCain/Palin and local country AND western radio station bumper stickers on their brokeass cheap rides.

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MasterAdkins

2017-08-16 07:23:42 AM

He was probably drunk and need to run away long enough to sober up so they wouldn't add a DUI on top of the other charges.

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vernonFL

2017-08-16 07:38:45 AM

Having to drive around in a PT Cruiser is humiliating punishment enough.

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wooden_badger

2017-08-16 07:43:54 AM

Shrug

My wife loved her PT Cruiser because she's short and it fit her perfectly, and you could fit quite a bit of stuff into it. I despised it because it was horrifically underpowered and a gas hog.

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Mad Scientist

2017-08-16 07:58:05 AM

I once spent a night in a cheap hotel where there was apparently a PT Cruiser convention. The parking lot was filled with tacky cars, and the free breakfast bar was filled with enormous elderly white trash.

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Mad Scientist

2017-08-16 07:58:38 AM

Mad Scientist: I once spent a night in a cheap hotel where there was apparently a PT Cruiser convention. The parking lot was filled with tacky cars, and the free breakfast bar was filled with enormous elderly white trash.

vis:

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Tr0mBoNe

2017-08-16 08:22:47 AM

Life Goals:

But seriously, I don't know a normal person who still drives a PT Cruiser. The only one I know personally has a Knights Templar tattoo on the back of his shaved head.

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Frank N Stein

2017-08-16 08:23:38 AM

Fun fact: the only reason the PT Cruiser existed was so Chrysler could get around CAFE standards by classifying the car as a 'light truck'

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hugram

2017-08-16 08:23:50 AM

How ISIStic of him.

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StopDaddy

2017-08-16 08:23:54 AM

License plate checks out

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Elliot8654

2017-08-16 08:23:56 AM

FTA: "I brake for squirrels in the street," Frese said. "Had I struck anyone, I would have immediately stopped myself and called 911 myself."
Police said that Frese has an extensive criminal and motor vehicle history in New Hampshire and Massachusetts and was out on bail at the time.

Yeah, real solid human being we got here.....

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GanjSmokr

2017-08-16 08:24:25 AM

Is this the thread where we judge people based on what they drive?

This guys penis must be HUGE!!!

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ArcadianRefugee

2017-08-16 08:24:55 AM

daphne: Volvo drivers look over at PTCs and think "damn what a shiatty driver"

What is the hardest thing about driving a PT Cruiser? Explaining to your coworkers that you are elderly

BMW drivers look over at PT Cruiser drivers and think "now THAT is a dick driver"

Every PT owner I've known is 1. White 2. Obese 3. Old as f*ck. 4. Has a crumbling McCain/Palin and local country AND western radio station bumper stickers on their brokeass cheap rides.

I've a friend who is not obese, old, conservative, nor listens to country (he is white, though) who was once thinking of getting a PT. We talked him out of it.

/he wound up with a minivan

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Harry Freakstorm

2017-08-16 08:27:16 AM

"I brake for squirrels in the street," Frese said. "Had I struck anyone, I would have immediately stopped myself and called 911 myself."

Police said that Frese has an extensive criminal and motor vehicle history in New Hampshire and Massachusetts and was out on bail at the time.

Says one thing but the facts show another. That's familiar. I just can't place it though. I should retire to the facilities to ponder where I might have see such an occurance prior.

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vudukungfu

2017-08-16 08:28:33 AM

Know what is worse than a PT Cruiser?

A purple PT Cruiser.

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FatherDale

2017-08-16 08:28:36 AM

When they first came out, I thought they looked neat. Rented one for a 500 mile trip. I thought "Never again". Now I'm thinking I might be able to pick one up cheap since they seem to be universally loathed....

/a man needs a fishing car....

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Frank N Stein

2017-08-16 08:29:39 AM

FatherDale: /a man needs a fishing car....

I believe those are called 'boats'

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WinoRhino

2017-08-16 08:30:07 AM

pt cruiser

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bainsguy

2017-08-16 08:32:34 AM

wooden_badger: Shrug

My wife loved her PT Cruiser because she's short and it fit her perfectly, and you could fit quite a bit of stuff into it. I despised it because it was horrifically underpowered and a gas hog.

This is my experience with them as well. I tried driving it every so often and felt like I was cramming myself into a roller coaster seat. It's worth noting that I'm 5'9 and 180, so I have actually no idea how so many fat people regularly fit in theirs.

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Huntceet

2017-08-16 08:33:37 AM

Is he a Nazi? If he's a Nazi we need to mark him so everyone knows he's a Nazi. ::::Takes out big knife::::
Also, shove one of these Trump butt plugs made out of melted down statues of traitors up him.

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bainsguy

2017-08-16 08:34:07 AM

Frank N Stein: FatherDale: /a man needs a fishing car....

I believe those are called 'boats'

why not both