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Iczer: She has alternative nostrils to the ones in her nose...?
BafflerMeal: Who here gets one sinus obstructed at a time and can lie on their side and feel it crawl through you head, occasionally with an internal sucking sound. I want to hear about this.
TheOther: It helps me, I am not still hyperventilating from losing the Presidency to a clownf*ck 10 months ago. However, blaming the Bernie Bros or Comey or the Russians is dodging the real issue: She owns a vagina and I doubt alternate vaginal breathing is on the books.Consult your yogi.