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  • Sounds like a closet case didn't get the "happy finish" he was hoping for.
  • So some male motel employee just randomly approached him and offered to give him a massage in his room? Yup. That sounds totes legit.
  • Pocket Ninja: So some male motel employee just randomly approached him and offered to give him a massage in his room? Yup. That sounds totes legit.


    This is what I was wondering.  Sounds like he was soliciting and didn't get what he wanted.
  • I'm looking for a new dentist. I wonder if he can give me a referral?
  • *Please don't let this be my hometown...* *Checks link* Oh thank god.

    Harrisburg has got to be one of the most economically depressed state capitals ever, with the exceptions of maybe Trenton, NJ. This moron fits right in.

    As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?
  • It's upsetting that nutcases like this are out walking around. He is seething with anger. He may never snap, but...
  • Yeah. A massage. Okay. Sure.
  • Stories without happy endings make me sad.
  • He's got a long way to go to beat the competition.
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  • shortymac: *Please don't let this be my hometown...* *Checks link* Oh thank god.

    Harrisburg has got to be one of the most economically depressed state capitals ever, with the exceptions of maybe Trenton, NJ. This moron fits right in.

    As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?


    Interestingly, I recall a statistic for Australia, something like "after 8 years in Australia, 80% of asylum seakers are still welfare dependent". May be cherry picked from a study to maximise revenue clicks.
  • SpaceyCat: Pocket Ninja: So some male motel employee just randomly approached him and offered to give him a massage in his room? Yup. That sounds totes legit.

    This is what I was wondering.  Sounds like he was soliciting and didn't get what he wanted.


    Especially since he refused cops' offer to "assist" with that complaint.  Brave man wishes to suffer alone. (And I'm sure he does.)
  • RJReves: Sounds like a closet case didn't get the "happy finish" he was hoping for.


    I was thinking it sounded like he probably got everything he paid for and now either regrets what he did or was, for some reason, afraid that somebody would find out about it and was trying to do a little preemptive damage control.
  • Remember the old days when if you were mad at someone, you wrote down your grievances  on paper. Then you quietly read those grievances out-loud to yourself AND THEN YOU BURNED THE PAPER... and you moved on. Good times
  • boyvoyeur: I'm looking for a new dentist. I wonder if he can give me a referral?


    I do not get your joke.
  • "Your life is limited," Mahady says in the video (WARNING: Foul language, Not Safe For Work). "Your minutes on this earth is (sic) limited...

    Does (sic) apply to spoken words? Isn't the idea of quoting to write it exactly as it was said?
    I don't think I've ever seen that before.
  • abhorrent1: "Your life is limited," Mahady says in the video (WARNING: Foul language, Not Safe For Work). "Your minutes on this earth is (sic) limited...

    Does (sic) apply to spoken words? Isn't the idea of quoting to write it exactly as it was said?
    I don't think I've ever seen that before.


    Yes. Otherwise we would never know if it's a typo, badly written English, or it's the actual words of a nutcase who dun't speak good.
  • shortymac: *Please don't let this be my hometown...* *Checks link* Oh thank god.

    Harrisburg has got to be one of the most economically depressed state capitals ever, with the exceptions of maybe Trenton, NJ. This moron fits right in.

    As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?


    Please allow me to double pinky swear to you that this is NOT true.

    Can't vote or serve on a jury? True.  MUST pay taxes & required to register for Selective Service? Also true.

    /these are not complaints, btw.
  • Seems to me that when he admitted to making the videos and said he was "just blowing off" he is sending a mixed message. I can see why the motel masseuse was confused.
  • They say his dong grew three sizes that day
  • cleveoh: shortymac: *Please don't let this be my hometown...* *Checks link* Oh thank god.

    Harrisburg has got to be one of the most economically depressed state capitals ever, with the exceptions of maybe Trenton, NJ. This moron fits right in.

    As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?

    Please allow me to double pinky swear to you that this is NOT true.

    Can't vote or serve on a jury? True.  MUST pay taxes & required to register for Selective Service? Also true.

    /these are not complaints, btw.


    Show them a picture of an average senior line-up from any Silicon Valley business. Tell them these colored people pay more in taxes than all of the collective white people you know.
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  • So is he "most vile" in the sense that he holds a record (i.e., most vile in the city)? Or is he "most vile" in the sense that he is simply very vile? I must know!
  • What do you expect when you ask for a massage from a motel employee? An actual massage?
  • RJReves: Sounds like a closet case didn't get the "happy finish" he was hoping for.


    I was going to go with self-hating homosexual who wanted just the massage (that he could...reminisce...about later, in private), and the guy (correctly) read that he was gay and went for the gold ring which pissed Mr. Vile - cuz that would make him gay.

    But your explanation works too.
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