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  • Why would they want to give up a comfortable standard of living, socialized medicine and living in a nation of educated, well adjusted people to come live in an ignorant, racist, gun crazy shiathole where the average IQ is 90 and a majority of people actually believe in a supernatural gay and commie hating boogie man?
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  • Hmm. The comments section is both racist and boring as hell.
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  • rcain: Why would they want to give up a comfortable standard of living, socialized medicine and living in a nation of educated, well adjusted people to come live in an ignorant, racist, gun crazy shiathole where the average IQ is 90 and a majority of people actually believe in a supernatural gay and commie hating boogie man?


    Came here to say this.  Nothing else to add.
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  • She asked me to stay
    And she told me to sit anywhere
    So I looked around
    And I noticed there wasn't a chair
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  • rcain: Why would they want to give up a comfortable standard of living, socialized medicine and living in a nation of educated, well adjusted people to come live in an ignorant, racist, gun crazy shiathole where the average IQ is 90 and a majority of people actually believe in a supernatural gay and commie hating boogie man?


    Also the total lack of coloured people.
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  • Jonathan Swift in Gulliver's Travels wrote about the Yahoos, a race of loud, brutish beings who looked like humans and had all of their vices without the redeeming characteristics. This inspired the uncapitalized word.
    Yahoo's comments section is now filled with Yahoos, which is apt.
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  • rcain: Why would they want to give up a comfortable standard of living, socialized medicine and living in a nation of educated, well adjusted people to come live in an ignorant, racist, gun crazy shiathole where the average IQ is 90 and a majority of people actually believe in a supernatural gay and commie hating boogie man?


    Everything else aside,  there's plenty of reason to hate communism.
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  • To be honest, what person from any of Trump's preferred countries would want to emigrate to someplace that Trump is trying to have nuked by North Korea? Hell, the USA doesn't even have decent soccer like other countries.
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  • Shazam999: rcain: Why would they want to give up a comfortable standard of living, socialized medicine and living in a nation of educated, well adjusted people to come live in an ignorant, racist, gun crazy shiathole where the average IQ is 90 and a majority of people actually believe in a supernatural gay and commie hating boogie man?

    Also the total lack of coloured people.


    Oh honey... not anymore, at least not in American sense of "coloured".

    And still, Norwegians wouldn't.
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  • awruk!: Shazam999: rcain: Why would they want to give up a comfortable standard of living, socialized medicine and living in a nation of educated, well adjusted people to come live in an ignorant, racist, gun crazy shiathole where the average IQ is 90 and a majority of people actually believe in a supernatural gay and commie hating boogie man?

    Also the total lack of coloured people.

    Oh honey... not anymore, at least not in American sense of "coloured".

    And still, Norwegians wouldn't.


    Trump will make all Americans a nice shade of warm yellow.
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  • Sorry, world, sorry....
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  • Newsflash, Trumpy, To the Norwegians, WE are the shiathole country.
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  • rcain: Why would they want to give up a comfortable standard of living, socialized medicine and living in a nation of educated, well adjusted people to come live in an ignorant, racist, gun crazy shiathole where the average IQ is 90 and a majority of people actually believe in a supernatural gay and commie hating boogie man?


    I don't know man. America seems like it's right up Anders Behring Breivik' alley.
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  • Good call-back joke there, Subby.
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  • I want to move to Normay.
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  • Can I just go to Norway instead? I like Black and Viking metal, and I promise not to burn churches. Anymore.
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  • fusillade762: I want to move to Normay.


    Go then, what's stopping you?
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  • Reminds me of a joke I saw recently.

    An American student goes to Norway and is amazed by the fact that nobody even seems to notice her skin being black. She asks one of her Norse friends about it and they answer with a laugh,

    "Of course we don't treat you any differently because of your skin. Racism simply isn't a thing here, most of us don't even really understand the concept." he says.

    She smiles and thinks about the beautiful statement when her friend adds.

    "Besides, it's not like you're one of those lazy farking Danes."
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  • Shazam999: fusillade762: I want to move to Normay.

    Go then, what's stopping you?


    I don't speak Normegian .
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  • fusillade762: Shazam999: fusillade762: I want to move to Normay.

    Go then, what's stopping you?

    I don't speak Normegian .


    Yeah you won't have so much to complain about then.
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  • Danger Avoid Death: Newsflash, Trumpy, To the Norwegians, WE are the shiathole country.


     fark Norway
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