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idrow: Every day I'm irritated by republicans before I even finish my morning coffee.
tuxq: How exactly does a fight at a house party lead to burglary charges?
BafflerMeal: idrow: Every day I'm irritated by republicans before I even finish my morning coffee.The key is to use smaller cups.
wearetheworld: tuxq: How exactly does a fight at a house party lead to burglary charges?1. Fight at a House party2. Yada yada yada3. Loses his right to voteIt's step 2 that the Libby libs want to just forget about. Hey, it's okay you sociopathic snowflake...all is forgiven if you vote the big D.
The Soupman Cumeth: It's 7:44 AM. I'm drinking vodka and v8, and just "slept" with a one legged gal with her kids' birthdays tatted on her bewbs.I think I might be the source of some stories ://more a nub than no leg//did I mention she's on suboxin?///Florida Man gets 3 slashies
OldJames: Commit a felony, lose your right to vote. I learned that when I was a kid. You shouldn't be able to get it back. There are a lot of crimes that shouldn't be felonies, but that is a separate issue.
fusillade762: Republican shiatbirds taking away my ability to participate in democracy would make me want to snort bath salts too.