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  • No mugshot (or even a name, which is weird) but from the fact that he didn't end up a bullet-ridden corpse I'm going out on a limb and guess the guy is white.
  • The man then allegedly threatened to kill the police and "made disparaging comments about the victim's perceived ethnicity."

    What does that mean exactly? Did he call the guy Irish, and the victim was actually Scots/German?
  • Because DEPLORABLE wouldn't fit on the plate.
  • common sense is an oxymoron: Because DEPLORABLE wouldn't fit on the plate.


    You sure about that? You could abbreviate it to make it fit a couple of different ways...

    DPLRABL
    TRMPLVR
    TARD
  • Give him a break, he had two tickets to Iron Maiden.
  • .. and another reason not to buy a camaro

    So I need to buy another car in the next five years, however,  with BMWs/Audis associated with antisocial narcissistic behavior,  mustangs associated with guy-dude-bros who may not be current on child support and Corvettes firmly driven by middle age guys trying to be the man they never were in high school,  what peppy car can I get that doesn't immediately pigeonhole me as a member of an asshat club?

    Surely I should solely be judged on my shiatty driving and not on the make and model of my automobilea
  • Claude Ballse: The man then allegedly threatened to kill the police and "made disparaging comments about the victim's perceived ethnicity."

    What does that mean exactly? Did he call the guy Irish, and the victim was actually Scots/German?


    The victim was a nonspecific shade of brown, and the dirtbag assumed that made the victim (insert racist commentary). It turned out that the victim was actually (insert different racist commentary).
  • Diego Dominguez: .. and another reason not to buy a camaro

    So I need to buy another car in the next five years, however,  with BMWs/Audis associated with antisocial narcissistic behavior,  mustangs associated with guy-dude-bros who may not be current on child support and Corvettes firmly driven by middle age guys trying to be the man they never were in high school,  what peppy car can I get that doesn't immediately pigeonhole me as a member of an asshat club?

    Surely I should solely be judged on my shiatty driving and not on the make and model of my automobilea


    Dodge Charger?
    Nissan GT-R?
    Bugati Veyron? (Lol who am I kidding, who can even afford that car?)

    Idk, the Toyota Corolla S+ is decently peppy without looking like a douchemobile.
  • Note to self: "DIRTBAG vanity plate is available again in Washington".
  • fusillade762: No mugshot (or even a name, which is weird) but from the fact that he didn't end up a bullet-ridden corpse I'm going out on a limb and guess the guy is white.


    We all know that a disproportionate number of victims of police shootings are black, but it's also the case that most people shot by the police are white. How do you think this sort of (tired) joke makes them or their families feel?
  • KLake4908: Diego Dominguez: .. and another reason not to buy a camaro

    So I need to buy another car in the next five years, however,  with BMWs/Audis associated with antisocial narcissistic behavior,  mustangs associated with guy-dude-bros who may not be current on child support and Corvettes firmly driven by middle age guys trying to be the man they never were in high school,  what peppy car can I get that doesn't immediately pigeonhole me as a member of an asshat club?

    Surely I should solely be judged on my shiatty driving and not on the make and model of my automobilea

    Dodge Charger?
    Nissan GT-R?
    Bugati Veyron? (Lol who am I kidding, who can even afford that car?)

    Idk, the Toyota Corolla S+ is decently peppy without looking like a douchemobile.


    Dodge charger, hellcat or demon I wouldn't get in those deathtraps. Dodge has put zero effort into the handling performance and just puts a seven hundred horsepower Powerplant into a sluggish grocery  getter and called it good. Plus, I would have drive a dodge.

    GTR is a nice car, corners, train or parked. Priced accordingly. Buddy has oneoandohehe not looking forward to the cost of a brake job: $2,300 to 4,000. Yikes.

    / I know I am screwed
  • itcamefromschenectady: fusillade762: No mugshot (or even a name, which is weird) but from the fact that he didn't end up a bullet-ridden corpse I'm going out on a limb and guess the guy is white.

    We all know that a disproportionate number of victims of police shootings are black, but it's also the case that most people shot by the police are white. How do you think this sort of (tired) joke makes them or their families feel?


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  • The Dead Milkmen: Bitchin' Camaro
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    /Music loves this headline
  • Diego Dominguez: KLake4908: Diego Dominguez: .. and another reason not to buy a camaro

    So I need to buy another car in the next five years, however,  with BMWs/Audis associated with antisocial narcissistic behavior,  mustangs associated with guy-dude-bros who may not be current on child support and Corvettes firmly driven by middle age guys trying to be the man they never were in high school,  what peppy car can I get that doesn't immediately pigeonhole me as a member of an asshat club?

    Surely I should solely be judged on my shiatty driving and not on the make and model of my automobilea

    Dodge Charger?
    Nissan GT-R?
    Bugati Veyron? (Lol who am I kidding, who can even afford that car?)

    Idk, the Toyota Corolla S+ is decently peppy without looking like a douchemobile.

    Dodge charger, hellcat or demon I wouldn't get in those deathtraps. Dodge has put zero effort into the handling performance and just puts a seven hundred horsepower Powerplant into a sluggish grocery  getter and called it good. Plus, I would have drive a dodge.

    GTR is a nice car, corners, train or parked. Priced accordingly. Buddy has oneoandohehe not looking forward to the cost of a brake job: $2,300 to 4,000. Yikes.

    / I know I am screwed


    So get a Corolla S+. Mine's been good to me so far (got her brand new, a '16 in late 2015, and have already put 256,000 miles on her). Accelerates well, decent gas mileage, paddles for manual shifting if you're into that. I have one word of advice though:

    Get 16" wheels, not 17". The 17's can't take potholes and the low profile tires are more expensive.
  • I told my daughter recently, y'know, if I have any good advice to offer, it's never trust a guy whose playlist includes any of the songs I just played.

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  • That's exactly what I would expect from a man that advertises what he is. At least he is aware that he is a dirt bag.
  • "They said the driver of the other car got out to take pictures of the damage, and the Camaro driver got out and pointed a gun at the victim and made threats.
    Police said when they showed up, the suspect wouldn't get of the car, and he fought them when they tried to pull him out. One officer was punched in the face."

     The fact that the pigs didn't blast him into oblivion tells me Mr Dirtbag is probably white.
  • I read that as "red Camino" and got excited.
  • KLake4908: Diego Dominguez: KLake4908: Diego Dominguez: .. and another reason not to buy a camaro

    So I need to buy another car in the next five years, however,  with BMWs/Audis associated with antisocial narcissistic behavior,  mustangs associated with guy-dude-bros who may not be current on child support and Corvettes firmly driven by middle age guys trying to be the man they never were in high school,  what peppy car can I get that doesn't immediately pigeonhole me as a member of an asshat club?

    Surely I should solely be judged on my shiatty driving and not on the make and model of my automobilea

    Dodge Charger?
    Nissan GT-R?
    Bugati Veyron? (Lol who am I kidding, who can even afford that car?)

    Idk, the Toyota Corolla S+ is decently peppy without looking like a douchemobile.

    Dodge charger, hellcat or demon I wouldn't get in those deathtraps. Dodge has put zero effort into the handling performance and just puts a seven hundred horsepower Powerplant into a sluggish grocery  getter and called it good. Plus, I would have drive a dodge.

    GTR is a nice car, corners, train or parked. Priced accordingly. Buddy has oneoandohehe not looking forward to the cost of a brake job: $2,300 to 4,000. Yikes.

    / I know I am screwed

    So get a Corolla S+. Mine's been good to me so far (got her brand new, a '16 in late 2015, and have already put 256,000 miles on her). Accelerates well, decent gas mileage, paddles for manual shifting if you're into that. I have one word of advice though:

    Get 16" wheels, not 17". The 17's can't take potholes and the low profile tires are more expensive.


    My resident teenager says "Volvo S-60 Polestar.  Because everybody thinks you're trying to keep your family safe until you hit the gas."
  • Diego Dominguez: .. and another reason not to buy a camaro

    So I need to buy another car in the next five years, however,  with BMWs/Audis associated with antisocial narcissistic behavior,  mustangs associated with guy-dude-bros who may not be current on child support and Corvettes firmly driven by middle age guys trying to be the man they never were in high school,  what peppy car can I get that doesn't immediately pigeonhole me as a member of an asshat club?


    Miata.
  • Did he drive it up from the Bahamas?
  • Fear the Clam: Diego Dominguez: .. and another reason not to buy a camaro

    So I need to buy another car in the next five years, however,  with BMWs/Audis associated with antisocial narcissistic behavior,  mustangs associated with guy-dude-bros who may not be current on child support and Corvettes firmly driven by middle age guys trying to be the man they never were in high school,  what peppy car can I get that doesn't immediately pigeonhole me as a member of an asshat club?

    Miata.


    You sound like a Grassroots Motorsports kind of guy.

    Let's add VW Golf R, Ford Focus RS, and, if you already own a vape pen, Subaru WRX.
  • Soon he'll have a job where he gets to make license plates for other people!
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