FARK.com: (9911814) A new study finds that over 90 percent of elderly people claim their lives were improved by medical marijuana. Soon the wastelands will be threatened by roving gangs of geriatric punks

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A new study finds that over 90 percent of elderly people claim their lives were improved by medical marijuana. Soon the wastelands will be threatened by roving gangs of geriatric punks

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Spice Must Flow

2018-02-13 03:04:47 AM

I'm reminded of Rudy Rucker's sci-fi tetrology (Software / Wetware / Freeware / Realware) wherein a geriatric character was named Sta-Hi. It's been a long time since I read it, but was greatly amused by "old hippie" character. Sta-Hi was very single minded, and not about fixing the cable.

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2018-02-13 03:38:31 AM

Wow, I didn't know that many old people were smoking weed.

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2018-02-13 04:25:56 AM

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2018-02-13 04:28:22 AM

I just listened to s podcast that had to explain Wavy Gravy, and I believe we should have easy access to LSD, but perhaps under clinical conditions.

I'd kill myself on loose crap in my apartment.

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2018-02-13 04:28:34 AM

When your confined to a small room and none of your family visits, what do you expect?

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2018-02-13 04:32:30 AM

So that explains why my grandmother made such awesome brownies and Rice Krispie treats!

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2018-02-13 04:36:32 AM

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That is great, but it's the roving gangs of keep left signs that scare me.
Seriously though, I need to ask my doctor if he can prescribe it for me. I am on Percoset 3x a day for discs in my neck and back. I also have Glaucoma and Cataracts. I would love to stop taking, or just take less of that.

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2018-02-13 04:51:07 AM

It's just like prison. The jazz-fueled sex orgies you want, you ain't gettin, and the jazz-fueled sex orgies you gettin, you don't want.

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2018-02-13 04:51:57 AM

If they think weed is good, wait until they try heroin.

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2018-02-13 05:16:25 AM

ChimpNipples: When your confined to a small room and none of your family visits, what do you expect?

Maybe they could Fark like the rest of us?

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2018-02-13 05:20:17 AM

Hell's Grannies - Monty Python's Flying Circus

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2018-02-13 05:22:44 AM

starsrift: ChimpNipples: When your confined to a small room and none of your family visits, what do you expect?

Maybe they could Fark like the rest of us?

You think they don't? I remember several links here on fark from 2016 and 2017 about the explosion of STD rates in the over 70s crowd.

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2018-02-13 05:23:16 AM

Oh great, now they'll move even more slowly when out in public.

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2018-02-13 05:27:15 AM

"Soon the wastelands will be threatened by roving gangs of geriatric punks"

Well we wouldn't have this problem if people would stop voting for them...
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2018-02-13 05:31:44 AM

Good. Growing old sucks.

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cherryl taggart

2018-02-13 05:31:59 AM

It's been my sad experience that the long time users I knew growing up aren't around any longer to enjoy the legal uses. The once stuck up, holier than thou, my body is a temple and I will never hire anyone that uses types are the ones getting to experience everything they punished everyone else for. My brother was a town councilman in a little podunk town that fought against everything, including restaurants with cruising room, and of course liquor stores. But, he now uses MMJ for a wide variety of medical issues that always get so much worse when his supply is running down. I heard from another relative that he is trying to get out to Colorado, just for a vacation, of course. I have too many friends that died way too early because they were part of the collateral damage in the War on Drugs, or did too much damage to themselves and died.

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2018-02-13 05:32:41 AM

Meth heads say the same thing. So what?

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2018-02-13 05:39:04 AM

This old guy has no idea what you are taking about:

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2018-02-13 05:42:13 AM

waybackfark: Meth heads say the same thing. So what?

No they don't.

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2018-02-13 05:46:53 AM

It has been 51 years since the summer of love. Like sex each generation thinks they discovered it because they can't contoking upceive of grandma

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2018-02-13 05:49:00 AM

Cheron: It has been 51 years since the summer of love. Like sex each generation thinks they discovered it because they can't contoking upceive of grandma

Gesundheit

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Streetwise Hercules

2018-02-13 05:49:13 AM

Getting high makes it difficult to keep up with the Bingo caller.

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2018-02-13 05:53:51 AM

Cheron: It has been 51 years since the summer of love. Like sex each generation thinks they discovered it because they can't contoking upceive of grandma

Pricipal caught sayof?

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2018-02-13 06:27:19 AM

Cheron: It has been 51 years since the summer of love. Like sex each generation thinks they discovered it because they can't contoking upceive of grandma

Someone covfefe'ed.

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2018-02-13 06:31:45 AM

Smoking GNU: starsrift: ChimpNipples: When your confined to a small room and none of your family visits, what do you expect?

Maybe they could Fark like the rest of us?

You think they don't? I remember several links here on fark from 2016 and 2017 about the explosion of STD rates in the over 70s crowd.

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