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skinink: Lucky he didn't work at Five Guys, otherwise who could be sure who the father was!
unicron702: I'm sure his insurance really helped out with that medical bill.
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Shazam999: I wonder how long his penis is.
kdawg7736: 7-11 and 7 lbs. 11 oz? What are the odds of that?