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  • For once you can give pounds to Krispy Kreme instead of vice versa
  • If you live in New Orleans, you probably have better donut options than Krispy Kreme.  Keep your beads.
  • We already know exactly how your mom earned them, subby.
  • Great. Now my homeschooled girlfriend is gonna get fat.
  • I'm just gonna flash my tits at Krispy Kreme here in DC. It's gotta work eventually.
  • Talk to me when there's free Café Du Monde

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  • They do the same thing here in Mobile, Alabama.  Nine pounds of bead for a free dozen.  I guess the owners are in one of the parade societies
  • Ya know, the type of person who eats a lot of donuts ain't gonna get many beads. And people who get a lot of beads don't particularly care for donuts.
  • Maturin: Ya know, the type of person who eats a lot of donuts ain't gonna get many beads. And people who get a lot of beads don't particularly care for donuts.


    But creampies, OTOH......
  • Farkspeare: For once you can give pounds to Krispy Kreme instead of vice versa


    hExcuse my hignorance, but please elucidate the novel and intriguing activity of giving Krispy Kreme to pounds.

    /Sounds exciting
    //Maybe not
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    Caption : Ariana Grande in her blond phase.
  • So the people who get the most beads this year will get the fewest next year?
  • Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I'm just gonna flash my tits at Krispy Kreme here in DC. It's gotta work eventually.


    You'll just end up with a donut on your tits.
  • Maturin: Ya know, the type of person who eats a lot of donuts ain't gonna get many beads. And people who get a lot of beads don't particularly care for donuts.


    So you're saying the Venn diagram for this scenario may actually look like a pair of breasts?
  • gnosis301: If you live in New Orleans anywhere, you probably have better donut options than Krispy Kreme.  Keep your beads.

    FTFY

    What a let down when it finally came to Canada; all hype, no filler

  • I remember dating a girl that went to Tulane University. I met her in Richmond Va. Anyway, She's showing me her apartment and in the corner of her spare bedroom, is a whole crap load of beads. I mean, a lot of beads. An insane amount. Being I didn't know anything about beads/mardi gras, I asked her about them.

    "Oh at Mardi Gras, if you flash your boobs, they throw beads at you. These are the ones I collected. If they hit the ground and I didn't catch them, I didn't take them.

    I looked at the huge pile of beads and looked at her, looked at the beads and tried counting in my head how many times she pulled her top off.  She noticed me bewildered and reminded me..."oh, all those beads aren't from just one night. I did go to Tulane for 4 years ya know..."
  • Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I'm just gonna flash my tits at Krispy Kreme here in DC. It's gotta work eventually.


    Skip the middleman. I like it.
  • steklo: Talk to me when there's free Café Du Monde

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    Vastly Superior, more of a locals joint though.

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  • steklo: I remember dating a girl that went to Tulane University. I met her in Richmond Va. Anyway, She's showing me her apartment and in the corner of her spare bedroom, is a whole crap load of beads. I mean, a lot of beads. An insane amount. Being I didn't know anything about beads/mardi gras, I asked her about them.

    "Oh at Mardi Gras, if you flash your boobs, they throw beads at you. These are the ones I collected. If they hit the ground and I didn't catch them, I didn't take them.

    I looked at the huge pile of beads and looked at her, looked at the beads and tried counting in my head how many times she pulled her top off.  She noticed me bewildered and reminded me..."oh, all those beads aren't from just one night. I did go to Tulane for 4 years ya know..."


    Nothing like a partner saying "You are literally the last person out of tens of thousands to see me naked."
  • theflatline: steklo: Talk to me when there's free Café Du Monde

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    Vastly Superior, more of a locals joint though.

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    Oh nice....I've only been to New Orleans once, back in the late 90's. I went just after Mardi Gras and happy I did it like that. Not much of a drinker. More of a food fan and I did have some mighty fine tasty stuff there. Yeah I did the touristy things but I also got off the beaten track and did local faire as well.
  • WilderKWight: steklo: I remember dating a girl that went to Tulane University. I met her in Richmond Va. Anyway, She's showing me her apartment and in the corner of her spare bedroom, is a whole crap load of beads. I mean, a lot of beads. An insane amount. Being I didn't know anything about beads/mardi gras, I asked her about them.

    "Oh at Mardi Gras, if you flash your boobs, they throw beads at you. These are the ones I collected. If they hit the ground and I didn't catch them, I didn't take them.

    I looked at the huge pile of beads and looked at her, looked at the beads and tried counting in my head how many times she pulled her top off.  She noticed me bewildered and reminded me..."oh, all those beads aren't from just one night. I did go to Tulane for 4 years ya know..."

    Nothing like a partner saying "You are literally the last person out of tens of thousands to see me naked."


    I was thinking, "So you're saying there's a chance..."
  • I was kind of thinking Mardi Gras wouldn't be allowed anymore.

    Is it still happening?
  •  I believe subby meant "drunk tourists of New Orleans who piss everywhere and then complain about the smell" of New Orleans. No one around here flashes for beads. You all invented that, and that's one reason Bourbon St. is all yours. Enjoy the filth you make for yourselves.
  • WilderKWight: steklo: I remember dating a girl that went to Tulane University. I met her in Richmond Va. Anyway, She's showing me her apartment and in the corner of her spare bedroom, is a whole crap load of beads. I mean, a lot of beads. An insane amount. Being I didn't know anything about beads/mardi gras, I asked her about them.

    "Oh at Mardi Gras, if you flash your boobs, they throw beads at you. These are the ones I collected. If they hit the ground and I didn't catch them, I didn't take them.

    I looked at the huge pile of beads and looked at her, looked at the beads and tried counting in my head how many times she pulled her top off.  She noticed me bewildered and reminded me..."oh, all those beads aren't from just one night. I did go to Tulane for 4 years ya know..."

    Nothing like a partner saying "You are literally the last person out of tens of thousands to see me naked."


    Yeah I was thinking the same but later on I grabbed one of the beads and dangled them in front of her.

    She failed to remove her top. She said it didn't count if I had to take a set from her pile.

    Rules...I tell ya....
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