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If you're a teacher who cannot read or right, are you even a teacher?

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Tell Me How My Blog Tastes

2018-04-15 01:54:59 PM

Sentiment also applies to headline writers.

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Pocket Ninja

2018-04-15 01:59:17 PM

This article has just the slightest taint of bullshiat.

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JohnnyApocalypse

2018-04-15 02:00:25 PM

Heel bee hear awl weak.

/try the veal, it's delicious

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optikeye

2018-04-15 02:14:01 PM

Yes, Coach

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Giant Clown Shoe

2018-04-15 02:15:17 PM

we know how he voted.

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TheHighlandHowler

2018-04-15 02:17:26 PM

Those teachers become administrators.

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Gordon Bennett

2018-04-15 02:32:34 PM

Those who can't do, teach.
Those who can't teach, teach PE.
Those who can't teach PE become guidance counsellors.
Those who can't be guidance counsellors become administrators.

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Anastacya

2018-04-15 02:34:53 PM

Borderline subtle, subby. I give you a half point.

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jaylectricity

2018-04-15 02:36:59 PM

I sea what you did there, subby.

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ecmoRandomNumbers

2018-04-15 02:40:21 PM

Barbara Bush inspired John Corcoran to ask for help and finally learn to read

*BLINK*

*BLINK*

The sad thing is, I actually miss having him as president.

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themindiswatching

2018-04-15 02:50:33 PM

If your a teacher who cannot read or right, are you even a teacher?

FTFY, subby.

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martissimo

2018-04-15 02:59:49 PM

But what about teachers who cannot read or left?

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I Ate Shergar

2018-04-15 03:52:59 PM

Depends, can you rithmetic?

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MaudlinMutantMollusk

2018-04-15 04:02:32 PM

Bad examples are educational, too

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Mugato

2018-04-15 04:31:45 PM

The world needs shop teachers too.

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fusillade762

2018-04-15 05:03:07 PM

I remember praying at night and saying, "Please Lord, let me know how to read tomorrow when I get up"

Behold! The power of prayer!

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Aetre

2018-04-15 05:42:58 PM

Gordon Bennett: Those who can't do, teach.
Those who can't teach, teach PE.
Those who can't teach PE become guidance counsellors.
Those who can't be guidance counsellors become administrators.

And those who can't be administrators, often, stay as administrators anyway.

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flynn80

2018-04-15 05:44:40 PM

You could teach braile

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drjekel_mrhyde

2018-04-15 05:45:08 PM

Spokesman for Holiday Inn?

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demaL-demaL-yeH

2018-04-15 05:52:37 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Barbara Bush inspired John Corcoran to ask for help and finally learn to read

*BLINK*

*BLINK*

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The sad thing is, I actually miss having him as president.

No. No, you do not.
Just because he's been moved into second place in the worst president ever category, he is still a war criminal who failed to prevent an attack, spent a third of his time in office on vacation, precipitated the Great Recession, and who passed away the Clinton budget surplus.
Just no.

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demaL-demaL-yeH

2018-04-15 05:53:15 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: ecmoRandomNumbers: Barbara Bush inspired John Corcoran to ask for help and finally learn to read

*BLINK*

*BLINK*

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The sad thing is, I actually miss having him as president.

No. No, you do not.
Just because he's been moved into second place in the worst president ever category, he is still a war criminal who failed to prevent an attack, spent a third of his time in office on vacation, precipitated the Great Recession, and who passed away the Clinton budget surplus.
Just no.

Pissed away.

Dammit, Mike.

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iheartscotch

2018-04-15 05:53:49 PM

Pocket Ninja: This article has just the slightest taint of bullshiat.

He can't read at all, managed to get a college degree, then proceeded to teach for 17 years and nobody noticed anything. Yep, seems legit.

/ too legit. Too legit to quit

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NotThatGuyAgain

2018-04-15 05:55:20 PM

I worked with a Devops guy who didn't understand Boolean logic. Spent many a long night unf*cking monitoring rules he created.

"AND means the value could be this and it could be this and it could be this..."

/sigh

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cretinbob

2018-04-15 05:57:54 PM

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vudukungfu

2018-04-15 05:58:14 PM

If you are teaching kids to pronounce "R" as "Ah-rah" kill your self, if you find the time.
You are creating a negative stereotype.

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