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Summoner101: So how will Neil Gorsuch and Clarence Thomas convince Kennedy to overturn that decision?
vudukungfu: Evangelicals should be drafted to front lines.
ColonelCathcart: WHAR HERO TAG? WHAR?!/in other news water is wet//Also, if you're willing to die for this country (and it's misguided military adventurism), more power to ya!
eyeq360: Barry Goldwater once said "You don't need to be straight to fight and die for your country. You just need to shoot straight." The same applies to everyone else.