Oh, is this where I get to describe my accomplishments or wank myself off to curious eyes? Ha, jokes on you, because I have zero originality.

30 years on 'Earf, dank memes, dry sarcasm, and semi-coherent ramblings due to booze, lack of sleep or my phones auto-correct are my game. Decipher my bad grammar or weird words at your own peril.

I respond to sick references of Magic: the Gathering, Warhammer 40K, Politics (because I hate myself) and Start Trek: Voyager (it's not that bad, just not that good either).

*Thank you very much to lindalouwho for saving me from a train wreck thread and gifting me TF. It took 12 days to notice because I live on phone, but thank you!

*Thanks to Warchild for the month of TF on 02-02-17. I have no idea what I did to deserve it, but thanks bro.

*And Thanks to Rann Xerox for sponsoring me for a month of TF on 4/11/2008*

Favorite Farkers (at least, the ones I made Pics for)

and

(sadly, got him self banned)

My shops for the fark.