New Yorker, but not from one of the "cool" parts.

Thanks to Surly_Duff, Pud,  I_C_Weener, xanadian, and serial_crusher for sponsoring me for TF! Frankly though, regular Fark takes up enough of my time as it is.

Nerdier than I thought, but not as nerdy as I want to be.

A stab at philosophy:

What is wrong with people?
What is right with people?


Something I may have invented:


Arkanaut: kdawg7736: Well this is just a way to get people to eat healthier, but I still prefer buffalo wings.

Have you considered dipping the Buffalo wings in the Greek yogurt?


Something doofusgumbyinvented:

doofusgumby: Arkanaut: Donut or ham? (Or do glazed ham donuts exist?)

cut glazed donut in half horizontally.   slip some glazed ham in there.  et voila.


An attempt at songwriting:

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the fat man
Behind two pies
No one knows what it's like
To be weighted
To be fated
To eating all the fries
But my guts
They aren't as empty
As the calories seem to be
I have hours, only hungry
My love is pizzas
That's never free