McFifenstein: OH THE HUGE EUTAPOOPS

daas_boot: EUTAPOTAMUS

ViciousXero: EUTAPHANT

Timanous: EUTASOREASS REX

ViciousXero: EUTANOCEROS
EUTACERATOPS
EUTABACK WHALE
ok, that last one sucked.

Kyro: I want you to know I love your stories.  You're the Edward Snowden of Problems I Didn't Know Pretty Chicks Had.  Don't stop oversharing.

AtticusFinchEsq: You can't handle the truth! Son, Euta's womanpart has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Euta's danglybits and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Euta's hellspawn's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

rostitesq: Im rostit and Im proud to be a Eutamasshole

Shame Us: The First Eutamian Church

rostitesq: Eutam-datass

Feel free to email me, but if you flirt, send naughty pictures, or generally proposition me, I will publicly humiliate you.