I'm a HS math teacher in northern New Jersey. I work at my old high school, a public magnet. I'm assistant coach of our award-winning math team and coach of our quiz bowl team.

If I give you ten points, that means you have done well, as that is what a team receives for a correct answer in quiz bowl. If your comment is even more full of win, you will receive fifteen points.
If you fail, you may receive minus five.

Since April 2008*, I have lived in a shared house with a rotating cast of other colorful personalities (see below).

6/17/08: Newsweek says vacation sex is hot

8/26/08: McCain doesn't know how many houses he has because he was a POW

1/30/09: No, God does not care about the goddamn Super Bowl.

5/25/12: Devils beat Rangers to advance to Stanley Cup Final. Ended with 666 comments for the Devils.

6/9/12: Six Mariners combine for a no-hitter.

Hockey: Devils forever. Blues as a last resort.
Football: NY Giants. Jets as a last resort.
Baseball: I've realized that throughout my life, the one recurring theme in the baseball teams I root for is "fark the Yankees". Cardinals, I suppose.
Basketball: Meh.
Soccer: USMNT, USWNT. Not really invested in any clubs.