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Fark account number: 11562

Account created: 2001-10-15 14:39:31 (19 years ago)

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Location: Coolest small town in America -- sources

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I was born. Went to school. Watched TV. Drank some gin. Unwittingly triggered events that will usher in Armageddon.

1907:

It happened that a few weeks later
Her aunt went off to the theatre
To see that interesting play
The Second Mrs. Tanqueray.
She had refused to take her niece
To hear this entertaining piece:
A deprivation just and wise
To punish her for telling lies

1912:

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919-867-5309