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Got kicked out of ECU for having been there too long, taken too many courses, defended a thesis, and some nonsense about a diploma.

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The 58008th SAC Squadron is responsible for all airborne operations, keeping the skies clear for crazy.

The unit was formed in response to an emergency involving the 101st Chairborne Division. A radio transmission was received and decoded, though it's meaning was initially unclear:

DIVISION IS STUCK. SO VERY SCARED. HELP!!!

Thus, the 58008th SAC Squadron was summoned from a series of nutjobs who dropped their Boobies links and turned the world (and their calculators) upside down at a moment's notice to solve the conundrum. Hence, the 58008th and the 101st now operate jointly as the 1st Joint Task Conundrum.

The 1st Joint Task Conundrum "Combining operations to keep the important bits separate.":
101st Chairborne Infantry Division - "Duty, Honor, 127.0.0.1"
58008th SAC Squadron - "Lego Pauci Rabidus"
1337th Fighting Keyboards Mechanized Division - "From dev/null We Stab At Thee"

The 32nd Mechanized Heavy Farktillery Division:
522 Heavy Farktillery Brigade - "Baffle them with brilliance, or bombard them with bullshiat."
51st Farktillery Brigade - "If we run out of shells, we'll start firing the empty pony kegs"

The 69th Counter Psych-Ops Division:
23rd Mostly Unashamed Fark Furry Fireteam - "That's not my screen shot! Anyone got some Newcastle?"
302nd Eye Bleach Brigade - "The 23rd was never here."
301st Internet Propaganda Machine Core - "Bringing you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts."

The 82nd Airwaves Assault Communications Division:
316th IRL Public Affairs Brigade "Repeating the news for those too stupid to watch."
303rd Internet Media Propaganda Regiment: "Bringing you the Truth, no matter how bad it hurts".
140th Character Twit-Militia: "No, we don't get paid, but at least we can tweet about it"

The 1024th Binary Operations Corps:
501st Hacktivists Division - "What's that on our webp... OH GOD, MY EYES! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
404th Logistical Support Battalion (proxies) (new window) - "We Hide With Pride So Others May Be Found"
50th Tactical Torrent Brigade - "We Seed so you don't have to!"

The CS/4th Photoshop Kampfgruppe:
4077th Photoshop Division - "The Few, the Proud, the Digitally Insane"
509th Aerial Photoshop Wing - "Defensor Pixels"

The 22nd Anti-Personnel Division:
32nd Onion Ring & Bean Dip Chemical Weapons Brigade - "Silent and Deadly"
13th Tinfoil Helmet Brigade - "Semper Fnord"
52nd Mis-Information Troll Brigade - "Water is wet. Response: To some, yes, but that's what they want you to think"

Independent Operational Units:
The 22nd BoB Division, "Belligerent Old Bastards" - "Shouting at Clouds, Chugging MoM, Get Off the Lawn"
The 502nd Irish Sumbiatch Brigade, "Fark Your Slogans, Let's Fight!"
The 81st Carpal Tunnelers, "Depth Chargers"
The 8008 IE5 Forward Action Patrol
The 14th Fark Lite Brigade - "Charging In As Soon As It's Green"
420th Green Flame Anti-Troll Brigade "We'll Smoke 'em Out!"
The 3rd Digital Peaceniks Division - "You have to listen to us, but at least you don't have to smell us."
The 42nd Anglo-French Silly Walking Python Ballistics Regiment. Motto:"Fetchez la vache"
The 505th F5 Lurkers Squadron - "Filling the skies with the F5"
The 707th Laundry and Morale Brigade - "Sometimes, real life calls"
The 4th Channel Clerical /b/rigade - "The power of the Lulz compels you!"
Farktography Special Detachment f/16 - "Elsinore's Whores"
TotalFark Marine BSOD Squadron -- "Esprit De Core Dump"
Special Investigations: Tatsuma Unit - "Because sleep isn't Kosher."
Fark Corps of Engineers, "Hell's Angles" - "Blowing your F*cking mind"
Copypastian Task Force: "Reposting things that we breaking news 24 hours ago (still 24 hrs AHEAD of CNN)"
Secret Muslin Support Battalion
Lurking Irregulars Tehran Twitter Division AKA Tube Rats (Motto: "We give a rat's a$$")
The Irregular Internet Militia - "Have blog, will post about it"
Fark Anarchist Brigade - "Because orders are for pussies"
Special Forces who are simply Anonymous - "Alone, Unarmed, Unafraid"
UltraFark Intelligence Agency
Rapid Initially Forming Fark Rear Area Fighting Force