- Full time computer programmer.

- Born in 1971

- Live in Houston Texas near NASA (grew up on NE side of town near the lake).

- Former USAF member (AFSC = Nuclear Weapons)

UberDave is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
UberDave is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?

To hug the mountain
To envelop...that mountain

I'm usually joking around and not serious.  Read it again or ask.

A little left of center but vote for both/all parties.
Do not remotely subscribe to Tea Party-ism.
Reasonable and listen to/consider all arguments of relative sanity.

Beer = Good
Wine = Good
Liquor = Good
Half Bottle of Rumplemintz = Bad
Boobies = Always Good
Simpsons = Good
Futurama = Good
Family Guy = Good
Reality, scream at each other TV = Bad
Nuclear Power = Good
Coal Power = Bad
Fusion Power = Great
Coen Brothers = Good
Stanley Kubrick = Good
Michael Bay = Sucks
Baseball = Good
Soccer = Awesome
NASCAR = Bad
Environmental Extremists = Bad
Fundamentalist Neocons/Tea Partiers = Much Worse
Space Exploration = Good
Open Mind = Good
Integrity = Good
Education = Good
Anime = Good
Cool funny people = Good
Overly Self-centered people = douche bags
Jeeps = Good
Road-barge SUVs = Bad
City = Cool
Wilderness = Cooler
Camping = Awesome

If you e-mail, give me some time to answer. I could check it tomorrow or it may be a while.

Thanks to Zoinks! for sponsoring me into Total Fark and showing me the light.

My epic thread derailment:
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