I was born. I am alive. I will die.

Original Fark account was #796, under the user name of "Arkieboy" (only 1 'A')--but I forgot, and still have no idea, what the goddamn password was/is. Never posted anything under that nick, so all posts have been under 'Aarkieboy'.

Contrary to popular belief, I do not have 80 accounts to allow multiple PS voting. I have 200.

People who have no sense of humor chap my ass...Rule #62: Don't take yourself (or anything for that matter) too damn serious.

The proliferation of animations in the PS threads is beginning to get out of hand. The size of 'em really slows down page loading...yes, I'm a "56er"...Dial-up is all that is available/affordable at present...I live in Arkansas, so I'm grateful just to have internet service at all.