some anonymous TFer for the 1 month subscription....
aquigley - for the 1 year sponsorship after i typed "colts 20, pats 24"....
dynein - for finding a security hole on my phpBB2 server and letting me know....
likelyculprit - for inviting me into a private site that i now like very much....
DblDad - for sponsoring me because of comments I made in an LHC thread....
Alacritous - for sponsoring me because of comments I made in a Dark Matter/Energy thread....
divgradcurl - for sponsoring me because I said "120 miles" in this thread.

my one greenlight and I'm out. The headline is not funny, I know that.

Over the entirety of my fark career, I have been funny here that many times. Once.
Now Twice.